Jeffrey the retarded Chef

[CSCStang]

Wtf is this asshat's issue really? Jeff has helped COUNTLESS people on here day after day, myself included. Interesting how no one is chiming in with agreement you, turd burglar. Time for you to go start up your own "professional" advice forum where everyone will get all the answers they'll ever need without any mistakes, huh? Good luck with that Mr. Almighty........what a kook.

 

[garychurch84 10+ year member]

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[Savackz]

This is entertaining.

 

[negolien]

Why start a thread just to bash someone? I wouldn't even do that to JAX and his blowhards.. what an asshat move. Don't like his advice? Use the fkin ignore function..

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

The quote regarding deadener is definitely false, unfortunately for you this is the ThunderDome where car audio doesnt belong so Im not going to spew real science.

 

[bmk6795 10+ year member]

Why start a thread just to bash someone? I wouldn't even do that to JAX and his blowhards.. what an asshat move. Don't like his advice? Use the fkin ignore function..

I remember a time when there was a new thread bashing whomever about every other day.

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

^ thats true, forum was a lot more active back then. Guess people loved that drama.

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Everybody's bashing these days, and no tolerance. Just to let ya'll know, if the person who finds the mistake in advice, would just point it out, then the person who they were trying to help and the person giving bad advice will learn something.

But I will tell you mufuckas the true travesty. When you go to Thanksgiving at a mufuckas house, get your plate filled up with food, and Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm it smells good. Then you walk over to the stove to get some turkey gravy, and that shits some fucked up ass color and texture. Or worse yet, there is none.

There is certain ways to treat people, and freedoms which are threatened if someone has to fuck you up for messing up the gravy. Nobody wants jail time over gravy, but some things are a given.

P.S. There better be a hard boiled egg cut up in that gravy too. I ain't playin.

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Wow, there's a lot of Jeffrey lovers on this forum! Anyway, this thread was made because I have recently disagreed with numbnuts on a couple of legit help threads. Those threads turned stupid. There's no need for that. This is the place to settle our future differences, not out there. If YOU don't like it...

 

[jeepguylv]

all i know is you better save me a drum stick dammit

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Everybody's bashing these days, and no tolerance. Just to let ya'll know, if the person who finds the mistake in advice, would just point it out, then the person who they were trying to help and the person giving bad advice will learn something.
But I will tell you mufuckas the true travesty. When you go to Thanksgiving at a mufuckas house, get your plate filled up with food, and Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm it smells good. Then you walk over to the stove to get some turkey gravy, and that shits some fucked up ass color and texture. Or worse yet, there is none.

There is certain ways to treat people, and freedoms which are threatened if someone has to fuck you up for messing up the gravy. Nobody wants jail time over gravy, but some things are a given.

P.S. There better be a hard boiled egg cut up in that gravy too. I ain't playin.

Fuck turkeys and their lame *** gravy! It's all ham here! But as for the bashing... Jeffrey just pissed me off yesterday. Just kept on with the one more retarded post shit trying to seem knowledgeable to the new guy. I don't know why I started to care. It just got to me. So here we are...all 2012 callin out n shit.

 

[jeepguylv]

screw that ham, to salty just like your comments lol turkey is the bomb !!!

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

As I respect your choice in Holiday food fare, Ham is a no. Gravy (A good gravy), enhances and lifts, then separates. It brings out the true roundness, voluptuousness of the supple, and choice meat. When spread, it should leave a shimmer that atones for the moistness of the jiggly, yet firm breast. You should feel as though you will be squirt with the hot juices as soon as you penetrate it, and then seal the gushing juices with your gravy.

Or you can poke a hot pig ass, whichever floats your boat.

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[jeepguylv]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif your explanation of gravy now i'm hungry

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

As I respect your choice in Holiday food fare, Ham is a no. Gravy (A good gravy), enhances and lifts, then separates. It brings out the true roundness, voluptuousness of the supple, and choice meat. When spread, it should leave a shimmer that atones for the moistness of the jiggly, yet firm breast. You should feel as though you will be squirt with the hot juices as soon as you penetrate it, and then seal the gushing juices with your gravy.
Or you can poke a hot pig ass, whichever floats your boat.

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Tread lightly here. Never compare a mangy yardbird to the holy swine! Ever tried turkey bacon? That bird is acceptable for 1 meal a year at best and deserves no further intrigue. It's merely a novelty passed on from poorer times. The only "good" turkey...is none! Now pigs is fuckin tasty!