Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human ****

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

idk.. my thought went something likeee: "hmmm I could buy real beef or I could buy fake beef made from shit that costs the same"

Sarcasm is obviously not one of your strong points...

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

If it comes to eating our own ****, I say **** the environment and **** calories, that's just gross.

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

i would love to see when these hit the shelfs at the local grocery store.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

i would love to see when these hit the shelfs at the local grocery store.

The first product that, when it goes bad, actually smells better.

Woman calls butcher and asks "how do I know if this steak is fresh". Butcher says "does it smell like shit?"

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

Is that what Taco Bell uses.. Or is it just silicon?

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

This reminds me of the newest South Park episode. "I'll have a cheeseburger, and tell the chef to go easy on the ****!" Haha.

Idk, I might be able to stomach it. As long as it doesn't cause E. coli or other heath risks it might be decent. But yeah I'd rather buy real beef if it costs the same as butt meat.

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

Welcome to City Steakhouse may I take your order prease!?

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

This reminds me of the newest South Park episode. "I'll have a cheeseburger, and tell the chef to go easy on the ****!" Haha.
Idk, I might be able to stomach it. As long as it doesn't cause E. coli or other heath risks it might be decent. But yeah I'd rather buy real beef if it costs the same as butt meat.

lol really? you'd give it a try?

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

they were talking about this on the local radio station this morning. who wants a shit steak?

 

[MisterDeadeye 10+ year member]

As long as it tastes nothing like actual ****, I'll eat it.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

As long as it tastes nothing like actual ****

How would you know? Freak.

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

How would you know? Freak.

i'm no expert but im pretty sure shit is one of those things that tastes like it smells //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Sub Woofin 10+ year member]

if a human eats this synthisized meat, does it still count as cannibalism?

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

If Andrew Zimmern will eat it then I think I could. There is a lot of disgusting crap in all kinds of food and restaurants. You can treat ur-in and convert it into drinking water, so whatever works. I just wouldn't go out of my way to eat this **** all the time.

ur-in is really censored?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

If Andrew Zimmern will eat it then I think I could. There is a lot of disgusting crap in all kinds of food and restaurants. You can treat ur-in and convert it into drinking water, so whatever works. I just wouldn't go out of my way to eat this **** all the time.
ur-in is really censored?

if "sucks" is, I don't see why urine wouldn't be