Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human ****

Rich B
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Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human *****. Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud.

They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human *****. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

Waste not; want not.

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human ***** - Yahoo! News

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They hope to price it the same as real beef? Good luck with that taking off.
Yeah this is how the average american is going to think...hmmm I could buy real beef or I could buy fake beef made from shit that costs the same but I'll feel better inside, knowing I'm helping reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

 
Yeah this is how the average american is going to think...hmmm I could buy real beef or I could buy fake beef made from shit that costs the same but I'll feel better inside, knowing I'm helping reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
idk.. my thought went something likeee: "hmmm I could buy real beef or I could buy fake beef made from shit that costs the same"

 
Yeah. If Im motivated enough about the environment and my ability to make a difference on an individual level, enough so to seduce me into eating fecal steaks, I think Id be willing to just eat lettuce the rest of my life instead.

 
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