I've decided to tell a story ... our dukes of hazard

[Glock23 10+ year member]

My father and I were on a trip to Kentucky a few years ago into hill country and we were taking my bird dog for training. The trip there was fine and uneventful except for a car that droped off a 100 foot drop.. somehow the person lived.

On the way back I was in the backseat of his 94 impala SS (great car btw LT1 350) I'm dead asleep. In the past I've been know to stop breathing while sleeping and wake my self up, when this happends I site straight up 2x4 stiff and look just like how michael myers from halloween sits up after being hurt.

Ok back to the story..

Dads driving down the high way I "do best halloween impression" and sit up freaking out because I wasn't breathing and my father at the same time is making a strange sound (he's scared i can tell) it was sort of like: BLahahahoobpbbal a few of those and I asked if I scared him. "No it was the people with white sheets driving that car back there" mind you by now dad has sped up a bit.. Now I think he's seeing things from too much driving and I'm like "hey take that off ramp lets go by em again I gotta see this" hesitant my farther does what I asked and we get off and back on the interstate. It was an older model car when we got up next to it the driver had on a white sheet and glasses over the sheet you could not see skin what so ever looked like a big casper the ghost..

So now we are both going "BLahahahoobpbbal BLahahahoobpbbal BLahahahoobpbbal" and i'm wonder how the guy is driving the car because I didnt see hands on the wheel..

Dad speeds up this time to about 95 100 ish I could say he has a led food but in the impala it felt like you were going 40 at 100.. hehe well about 7 miles down the road we are both wide awake and still cant understand what we just saw when the passport 8000 radar goes off and we see a KY state cop try to do a bootleggers turn in the middle of the interstate median at maybe 50 and he gets stuck.. 50 to 0 flat

My father and I get the bright Idea to not stop because the cop was stuck and dad didn't have the money for the ticket and even though he is an attorney well he didn't like the odds. (bad choice i know but we were still in shock from "casper" ) so we took the off ramp that was about 25 meters ahead after the cop got stuck. to give my father some credit he did stop at the gas station at the top of the off ramp. (about 6 mins) but no one came. So then we break out the map and proceed to take backroads from KY all the way into illinois. on the way we stoped and at at this country place on the KY,IN border and there was a biker gang there all vets from vietnam i wish i could remember the patch but I was much younger than I am now. Great group of guys.. not much else to tell cept we saw A LOT more country than we should of..

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[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

ok?

 

[Tramatized 10+ year member]

i guess i really dont get the story......you seen some guys in sheets and got out of a speeding ticket?

 

[tonkpils 10+ year member]

hey thanks for wasting that few minutes of my life i will never get back!!!!!!! and i have never heard of a leech,,, i mean attorney that doesnt have the money for a ticket. must be one helluva lawyer

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Tell it again.

 

[Tramatized 10+ year member]

Tell it again.

please dont

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Great story. You should tell it at parties.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

point being?

 

[Glock23 10+ year member]

it was VERY strange ...

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Ok.