It's time to make like a....

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.

Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.

Doc: What?

Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?

Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

once said this to a girl when i was drunk "It's time to put my pecker with the meat in your oven cuz you know you like it hot and roasted and tasty for the last bite" didn't work out to well, ended with a slap across my face

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

another one i was also drunk at the time at this party when i was a senior, this one didn't work out either..."Hey baby what's long hard and full of semen?" and she goes "what?, Luke you're really ****in drunk ya know that?" and i goe "a submarine, i hope to go down under for some adventure tonight" she just walked away, didn't get a slap across the face

 

[Blazin_Jason 10+ year member]

make like a tampon, and get outa this bloody hole.

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

What are some of your favorite lines of this sort?
It's time to make like a...

***** and head out of this mother

banana / pea and split

tree and leaf / get out of here

shepherd and get the flock outta here

women's defense class and hit the sack

lol i havent heard those two before

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

What are some of your favorite lines of this sort?
It's time to make like a...

***** and head out of this mother

banana / pea and split

tree and leaf / get out of here

shepherd and get the flock outta here

women's defense class and hit the sack

lol i havent heard those two before..good stuff

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

it's time to make like a guy yellin timber cuz girl... this bush is gettin shaved

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

it's time to make like a guy yellin timber cuz girl... this bush is gettin shaved

No...just no lol

 

[Russkels55 10+ year member]

make like a tree and leave (old skool)

 

[grayfox587]

why dont you make like a tre-tttttt-tre-trrree and get the Fcuk out(i think thats how it went boondock saints, great movie!)

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

What are some of your favorite lines of this sort?
It's time to make like a...

***** and head out of this mother

banana / pea and split

tree and leaf / get out of here

shepherd and get the flock outta here

women's defense class and hit the sack

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[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

bread truck and haul buns ( off of an old movie ) not a funny one, but it isone