It's the law

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

what?
just makes it seem premeditated to me.

Not necessarily, what about someone's body guard? A lot of them wear vests, and some get very carried away with their 'guarding techniques.

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

here in iowa,

you can be arrested for "running a tab at a bar"

That is a real one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Wisconsin:
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

damn cheeseheads

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

gooney goo goo, your wife's a bigfoot gus and your kids are little bigfeet

 

[HellsRise 10+ year member]

In Michigan...

• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
  
• Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
  
• No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
  
• It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
  

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

some of them are outdated

The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.

nc has its own state lottery now

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I think it's in Ohio where you can't be arrested for a crime on a Sunday.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

In New Jersey It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
In Florida Having ****** relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Yea thats right you Floridians no porcupine *** for you

http://www.dumblaws.com

last time i heard about this i think it's illeagal to go whale fishin, with a spear or something in the great lakes......

and it's illegal to spit on the side walk in montana

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

oklahoma

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oral *** is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

In New Jersey It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
In Florida Having ****** relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Yea thats right you Floridians no porcupine *** for you

http://www.dumblaws.com

At least I still have my goats.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory **** if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

No baby leave em on. I love sexing you up in dem high heels baby, now here a lollipop.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

some of them are outdated

nc has its own state lottery now

Yeah, I'm sure the true spirit of the law is when m,obs ran number games way back when.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Huntington - West Virginia

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Los Angeles:

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

Toads may not be licked.

You may not hunt moths under a street light.