It's the law

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

In New Jersey It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

In Florida Having ****** relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Yea thats right you Floridians no porcupine *** for you

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

i know in chicago you cant walk around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket..lol

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

i know in chicago you cant walk around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket..lol

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[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

u can't take more than three sips of beer while standing in Texas

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

It is Illegal to bowl on the sidewalk in California.

I'm turning you in drag.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon in NJ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

You may not have more than two ****** in a house in AZ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i know in chicago you cant walk around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket..lol

in NY, A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

You may not have more than two ****** in a house in AZ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

your avatar is teh funnies.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Florida:

When having ***, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower *****.?

Oral *** is illegal.

Ill be on death row.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

WORD!^^

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Cali:

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Es la ley!!!!!

 

[dB-SPL 10+ year member]

In NJ, if you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

-Bill-