Is your son a computer hacker?

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Good read......

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

lol @ bonzi buddy, comet curser, and flash being hacker tools

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

i really hope this is a joke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

lol, i used to use bonzi buddy to say dirty words

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Bonzi Buddy IS the devil!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Could AMD sue for slander? hahahaha

j/k

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

hahah, this better be a joke

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

it is a joke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif click on the authors name and read his other works

funny though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[Pr0d1gy 10+ year member]

That was too funny, have you read the comments on it yet?

"I kept putting up firewall after firewall to keep myself out. It's true, I'm a hacker."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance? If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

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[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

funnay

 

[thehardknoxlife 10+ year member]

Thats like 5 years old. LMAO, Quake, a hacker's meeting ground. Linux designed before the cold war. AMD chips made in sweat shops lmmfao. Since when does your processor speed, graphics card, or your OS have anything to do with hacking? Sounds like the kid was a gamer who wanted a better ISP to play Quake.

 

[thehardknoxlife 10+ year member]

How do you hack into someone's stereo? This would be an amazing feat.

 

[phildapimp89 10+ year member]

lol, i used to use bonzi buddy to say dirty words

^^ Who hasn't? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

^^ Who hasn't? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

who plays with dirty whores? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif