Is squirting a real thing?

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

sometimes you gotta bait the hook if you want to catch some poon lol not gonna land in your lap

To use a similar analogy:

I don't even go fishing.

The fish I've gotten must be asian carp, cuz they just hopped up into my boat and I didn't even have to try. It doesn't happen a lot though.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I swear I'm the least laid person on this planet. 18 years old, in pretty D*** good shape, 5'10" 140lbs marine recruit, virgin who hasn't had a GF in 14 months. I guess I'm just ugly.

damn youre skinny

 

[HoneyBadgerRy]

damn youre skinny

Its sounds like that on paper, because I'm pretty fit, half mile in 2:32, mile in >6:00, 10 marine style pull ups, my bench was strong back in freshman year, my pants are 28" 32" and the legs need to be longer. However I do have a bit of a belly (not much, but not abs either). I'm just light.

 

[UGHH]

Yes it's real. My wife is a squirter.

 

[HoneyBadgerRy]

What you need is a louder system //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
I've got 4 alternators, six batteries, two amps, and three 21" neo subs walled in my truck

I don't think that's gonna do the trick, but I'm working on it. My old system impressed all my friends, my new one should have a lot more punch, and have a better soundstage.

Its hard to fuel my audio addiction with my MX addiction, and car addiction, added with the fact I'm still in school, and training.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

wtf? i cant get to the second page.

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

To use a similar analogy:
I don't even go fishing.

The fish I've gotten must be asian carp, cuz they just hopped up into my boat and I didn't even have to try. It doesn't happen a lot though.

yeah its completely random, thats pretty much my explanation for 3 somes too, the stars align or something and you have two chicks lol

btw im 5'11 and i was 135 in high school, now im 180.. so go easy on college

 

[los33 10+ year member]

So you repeatedly say you had ***, but never a squirt?

Bro are you not finishing them

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[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

So you repeatedly say you had ***, but never a squirt?
Bro are you not finishing them

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He gets to leave them nuts hanging hanging out but he gives the chick blue balls, what a selfish Fucker(literally).

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I don't think that's gonna do the trick, but I'm working on it. My old system impressed all my friends, my new one should have a lot more punch, and have a better soundstage.
Its hard to fuel my audio addiction with my MX addiction, and car addiction, added with the fact I'm still in school, and training.

MX //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

wtf? i cant get to the second page.

Your computer must have the aids

yeah its completely random, thats pretty much my explanation for 3 somes too, the stars align or something and you have two chicks lol
btw im 5'11 and i was 135 in high school, now im 180.. so go easy on college

Yeah, one of my friends is even luckier. He had a foursome with three girls. One of them was the hottest girl at our school

So you repeatedly say you had ***, but never a squirt?
Bro are you not finishing them

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Never had a squirter but they've creamed on my dick.

There's just never been a violent projectile squirting. I've had several girls tell me when they cum. I can feel them tighten up and go tense, then go limp. Never had a true squirter though :/

 

[los33 10+ year member]

MX //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif


Your computer must have the aids

Yeah, one of my friends is even luckier. He had a foursome with three girls. One of them was the hottest girl at our school

Never had a squirter but they've creamed on my dick.

There's just never been a violent projectile squirting. I've had several girls tell me when they cum. I can feel them tighten up and go tense, then go limp. Never had a true squirter though :/

Mine squirt from the butthole :O

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[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

He gets to leave them nuts hanging hanging out but he gives the chick blue balls, what a selfish Fucker(literally).

If only you knew my situation. The medicine that I'm on for social anxiety has a side effect that makes it really hard to cum. I haven't came while having *** since October when I stopped taking my medicine for a little bit.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Mine squirt from the butthole :O
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From the actual butthole or from the pussy during anal sex?

BIG difference //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[los33 10+ year member]

From the actual butthole or from the pussy during anal sex?
BIG difference //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Both.. It always comes out brown

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