Is squirting a real thing?

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

Id only do it after I destroyed a coochie LOL

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Id only do t after i destroied a coochie lol

Three of the times were in a hotel room on vacation. I was out of condoms and I didn't want to get her pregnant. She was a ho and both of her older sisters were currently pregnant and not with the father of their child anymore. I didn't want to make it a third sister

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

One does not simply destroy a vag. That ish can have bowling ball sized heads emitted from it.

Plus by simply taking a dump you may not clean out her entire colon. Always a risk for poop dik!

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

One does not simply destroy a vag. That ish can have bowling ball sized heads emitted from it.

You must not have ever seen porn //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Plus by simply taking a dump you may not clean out her entire colon. Always a risk for poop dik!

Yeah, but I've never had an issue with it, surprisingly. I do have some saline enema's in the house, but she never used them

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

One does not simply destroy a vag. That ish can have bowling ball sized heads emitted from it.
Plus by simply taking a dump you may not clean out her entire colon. Always a risk for poop dik!

no, but after i loosened it up to the point where im just kinda playing in it, its no fun..

and at least she wont **** on you if she shits first.. your digestive track has bartiera that help cleanse your colon between poops. keke

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

no, but after i loosened it up to the point where im just kinda playing in it, its no fun..
and at least she wont **** on you if she shits first.. your digestive track has bartiera that help cleanse your colon between poops. keke

Best to find a chick with that snap back do you don't have to worry about a blown tire. At least if she practiced keegs that will be helpful.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I might end up having to vote for him.

Do it....

just in case our votes actually matter

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

Why would I do that? I might end up having to vote for him.

I wasn't talking about trump killing himself. fyi

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I wasn't talking about trump killing himself. fyi

Do you even read?

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Can you even read?

Fixed

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

from you. naw. I just assume. I'm 9 for 10 so far..

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

that happens the first few day. but I'm vicious. they font snap back after the beating commence to put on that ***. lol

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

kmsl

sincerely, papermaker.