hornedfrog1985
5,000+ posts
<---Down Syndrome Tiger.
just kiss any girl you think might like you. If they don't want it oh well, on to the next hoe.
this.. if chicks were more forward about there ****** intentions things would be much much easieri actually found out some years later from some girls that i was friends with in high school that if i would of just made a move i coulda got the monkey ***.... sad day when i found out about it.
While you're getting cut up, whip out your phone and get on Facebook. More than likely the skank will be eye hustling and say she's on too. Then from there you exchange info and wait like 3 days before you put anything on her page or however that shit goes. If she hits you up faster, you respond, but not with the number. let HER give you the number. Don't ask for it. And after she does, call her at 930. If it goes to VM, don't leave one. If she calls you back after, shoot the shit about sports, haircuts, etc. Don't ask her out. She'll eventually bring up a movie she wants to see or some shit like that. Then when you finally go out, let her drive your car, and just do some regular shit like laundry or go grocery shopping before the date. Skank broads love it when you try to get to know them. Take her *** to a spot better than Mickey D's but not so much like you trying to impress her. You don't wanna blow your load in 2 or 3 dates, then you got nothing. She may not be worth a decent joint anyway. Might be too soon to get invited in, but if she lets you in, she wants to let you lay in her dirty pillows. But don't do it just yet. She'll respect that you respect her and you'll get a better haircut for the cheap, and she'll be ready to receive your 1/2 inch love muscle.
Cliffs....... Don't be too aggressive and let her come to you. If she digs you, she will let you know.
will work alsouse a sad face like so //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
and say you got home and got 2 mirrors and looked for the # but it wasnt there
Well you obviously can't make the hot chicks at the more expensive place thing work for you so you're just wasting your timethis is why i pay $25 for a haircut... seems not so gay to me....
I meant to say that too about being "stripper" nice. She was just being nice because she wants you to keep coming back. Thus the make her come to you angle.Anyone providing a service where gratuity is expected is just doing their job. That BITCH like a stripper just wants your money.
Only question is are you big enough of a pussy to give it to her.
ANd the next loser in line would have had the same script run on him too.^ I doubt it. When she mentioned her phone # she was expecting him to be at least a little smooth and ask for it (she laid it out on a ****ing platter), but he failed that test.
Preying on the insecurities and weaknesses of random scrubs is what she does best //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gifANd the next loser in line would have had the same script run on him too.