yea that one made me laugh for a second.... i mean it must take a true creeper to even come up with something like that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gifi loled
While you're getting cut up, whip out your phone and get on Facebook. More than likely the skank will be eye hustling and say she's on too. Then from there you exchange info and wait like 3 days before you put anything on her page or however that shit goes. If she hits you up faster, you respond, but not with the number. let HER give you the number. Don't ask for it. And after she does, call her at 930. If it goes to VM, don't leave one. If she calls you back after, shoot the shit about sports, haircuts, etc. Don't ask her out. She'll eventually bring up a movie she wants to see or some shit like that. Then when you finally go out, let her drive your car, and just do some regular shit like laundry or go grocery shopping before the date. Skank broads love it when you try to get to know them. Take her *** to a spot better than Mickey D's but not so much like you trying to impress her. You don't wanna blow your load in 2 or 3 dates, then you got nothing. She may not be worth a decent joint anyway. Might be too soon to get invited in, but if she lets you in, she wants to let you lay in her dirty pillows. But don't do it just yet. She'll respect that you respect her and you'll get a better haircut for the cheap, and she'll be ready to receive your 1/2 inch love muscle.So i went and got a haircut today.. We were flirting a little bit and joking around about what i would do if she messed up my hair cut.. So she says yea .. im gonna just cut in my phone # to the back of your head....
So was that a hint, or was she just being funny or flirty.. I only talked to her for about 10 minutes while she was cutting, but i got out of it she was single, with no kids, has a cosmotology degree and is 24 yrs old..
I creeped a bit on facebook, to see if i could see some good pics etc etc.. i found her but am too much of a pu$$y to add her, cuz i like getting my haircut there, and if she thinks its weird and i freak her out , ill probably never be able to go back...
So what do you guys think... add her.. send her a goofy /funnny message??
lol:veryhapp:I would personally do what this guy did ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l7F8C1b4po
I gave your wife a tip when she was done shaving my pubic hair.my wife flirts with half the guys that she cuts hair to get better tips Dont take her that serious its all about $$$
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gifWhile you're getting cut up, whip out your phone and get on Facebook. More than likely the skank will be eye hustling and say she's on too. Then from there you exchange info and wait like 3 days before you put anything on her page or however that shit goes. If she hits you up faster, you respond, but not with the number. let HER give you the number. Don't ask for it. And after she does, call her at 930. If it goes to VM, don't leave one. If she calls you back after, shoot the shit about sports, haircuts, etc. Don't ask her out. She'll eventually bring up a movie she wants to see or some shit like that. Then when you finally go out, let her drive your car, and just do some regular shit like laundry or go grocery shopping before the date. Skank broads love it when you try to get to know them. Take her *** to a spot better than Mickey D's but not so much like you trying to impress her. You don't wanna blow your load in 2 or 3 dates, then you got nothing. She may not be worth a decent joint anyway. Might be too soon to get invited in, but if she lets you in, she wants to let you lay in her dirty pillows. But don't do it just yet. She'll respect that you respect her and you'll get a better haircut for the cheap, and she'll be ready to receive your 1/2 inch love muscle. Cliffs....... Don't be too aggressive and let her come to you. If she digs you, she will let you know.
good I got speakers with your cashI gave your wife a tip when she was done shaving my pubic hair.
The size your your pee pee is not the issue. Getting her to see it is. Follow my tried and true advice. It goes into a lot of things I've gathered about skanks over my years.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif