in the past 24 hours...

[Toone 10+ year member]

In the past 72 hours I havent taken a ****, can i borrow some bowel movements?

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

shit master though are

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

takeout seems to be the bandit this week

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

takeout seems to be the bandit this week

i had 3 been burrito's from taco bell today for lunch. now i'm drinking beer. should be a winner in the morning

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Your bung hole must be crisped up.

I'm so funny.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Your bung hole must be crisped up.
I'm so funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q&feature=related

 

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

i took 4 shits. and now i feel another one coming up. wut up?

Cool, now change you dumbazz SN............

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

Cool, now change you dumbazz SN............

u jelly bro?

 

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

u jelly bro?

Of course not, just think you could do better..............

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Better drink your own piss

 

[slim2fattycake 10+ year member]

09 thanksgiving, I tried to drink a gallon of REFRIGERATED milk that night on a bet. I shat 6 times before 12am and I pewked one time. I only got a little more than half way through the gallon. It was so cold I was wearing a coat and I still felt like my internal temperature dropped about half that of normal.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

IBS bro......IBS.....

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

I tried that cheap 3 liter "RedPop" and took a red one later that day... I just knew my intestines said eff you and I was in for it... luckily that soda was all that happened to me.