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Don Piss is a ghey

Don't buy mis-sized tires

125 pages are not enough to explain how truly epic of a fail that whole car has become.

 
I think a really low car is fun to drive //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif Then again, I'm not THAT low. I can still go up pretty much any driveway //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
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Shit is funny.

I was listening to Three Six Mafia when I came across this. Nearly spit up on my keyboard.

 
It is exactly like donks... You are forcing wheels that dont fit on the car, to go on the car.
This whole VIP thing, from what I have seen, is like riced out honda's, except they cost more.
"(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to **** at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder

- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747

- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool

- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself

- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire

- Clear tail lights and corner signals

- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)

- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined"

That said, you will never see spoilers or loud exhaust on a vip car. Think about this ricer as quantity. VIP parts, quality straight JDM.

 
You call that a disgrace, but...-Putting your wheels on crooked

-Extremely stretching tires

-Putting enough strain on the suspension to make it cry

-Having half tread or less of your tires contacting the pavement at ay time

-Not being able to pull straight into even the slightest of inclined driveways

-Ruining the handling and ride of said "luxury car" defeating one of the most important characteristics of a luxury car.

-Making everyone else on the road have to wait while you spend five minutes trying to pull into your local mcdonalds (or where ever vip'ers go)parking lot on an angle so it don't scrape

-Same as above, making others wait while you try to navigate around potholes and such, so you don't mess up your "luxury ride"

You're right, that's not a disgrace at all... Extremely cambered vehicles are where it's at. Luxury at it's finest, what was I thinking?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Oh, and donks look like shit too.
1. I talked about camber many times, its PREFERENCE!!!

2. Not all VIP Cars have extremely stretch tires, Preference again

3. Air ride or Air runner, does not ruin the quality of the ride. Think about this, a stock Lexus LS has stock Air ride suspension on the premium luxury models.

4. Airruner clears drive ways, and even for low cars that aren't considered VIP or VIP Style still have to angle there cars to clear the drive way. Hey I know one owner with a stock Lexus IS-F, has to angle the car because it will scrape.

5. Example: If you drive a BMW M3, RS4, C63 AMG, ISF with upgraded wheels such as HRE's you will have to watch for potholes, even though your car is not VIP!

 
And again with the functional shit...are you serious? What part of my vehicle is not functional. Explain, because I've been driving it the same way I drove it when I drove it off the lot from the dealership.
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Aren't you the one who said you have to ask people to get out of the back seats so you can pull into some driveways?

You didn't have to do that when it was stock!

 
Aren't you the one who said you have to ask people to get out of the back seats so you can pull into some driveways?
You didn't have to do that when it was stock!
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/handclap.gif.0c301076f534e244f0460706894f19e0.gif there donfaggio, proved wrong AGAIN, now stfu. thanks! you poor poor fella, whats your excuse on this one? we all know you have one, as well as a gay *** pink shirt fyi //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
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