im probably gonna regret posting this...

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

x2
lets see this guy.

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i dont know his last name for myspace pics..

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I think he's telling a story about himself. He was the one probabaly husking the dudes corn.

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

I am now tired from kicking the shit out of myself for even mentioning to myself that it was a good idea to come here......

tell me please that this is a joke thread and you're just ****ing around with everyone????

you seem to be a nice guy ..... but coming onto a car audio forum and presenting a story where you get a girl ... yet she doesn't want you cause she's moving.... yet she will go for a ****** instead of you at the same time...... and you're bummed about it.....

MAKES ME WANT TO TIE A STEAK AROUND MY THROAT AND SWIM WITH THE GREAT WHITE SHARKS.... KRIKEY.....

good luck in your future missions however.....

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I think he's jealous that the dude didn't touch him.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

MAKES ME WANT TO TIE A STEAK AROUND MY THROAT AND SWIM WITH THE GREAT WHITE SHARKS.... KRIKEY.....

please do

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Humm, well I guess you bet you could stock ghey **** now instead of getting pwned by a her ghey friend, lol!

 

[Gary S 10+ year member]

Good job on getting her number and meeting up with her a few times. But she may have just been trying to get rid of you with the threesome talk... how do you know it really happend if you were not there? First thing you have to learn about dating is that when a girl makes an excuse not to see you, no matter how rational the excuse seems, she is blowing you off - she is not attracted to you. As soon as you get that, tell her something came up... and on your way home, call or hit up another girl... don't put all your eggs in one basket. Always try to estimate their love level and reject them before they reject you, and you will always have fun with women and never get any major rejection... or divorce, for that matter.

When a woman says, "He was not my type", what she really means is that she did not find him attractive.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I think he's jealous that the dude didn't touch him.

I was.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

When a woman says, "He was not my type", what she really means is that he has a small penis.

Fixed

 

[Gary S 10+ year member]

You just gave 99% of the guys on here a complex, LOL !

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You just gave 99% of the guys on here a complex, LOL !

My job is done.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

When I think about you I touch myself.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Man you **** at life.

nG

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

when a gay dude gets the girl and you dont...then there is a problem

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[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

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