I'm predicting a 10+ page thread

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

attention whoer

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Although only partially shit-related, it reminds me of the time I had this hot Boston U graduate by the name of Shannon over at my place who I thought I'd never have a chance with. We get all drunk, and before I know it, I'm laying on my aero bed, with her pulling off her top, and grinding hard on my crotch. I had about 10 "Beast" Ice in me, when out of nowhere it happened.... Flllllpppppbbbbbbbttttt! I let out a massive, loud fart. SO hard and loud I swear it almost punctured the aero bed, and lifted us both off the surface like a hover craft. Then..dead silence.

The only thing I could think of that point was to start laughing hysterically to smooth it over. Apparently it worked, because the hot action then continued. We spent the next morning recovering from hangovers, rolling around on the couch before she went to work. She never returned my calls after that though

I hate it when your in bed with a new/newer girl, and your all drunk, and have to keep your farts in. I usually wait till they are asleep, then lift the covers off the back of my ***, facing off the the edge of the bed, and let them out slowly.

 

[poop5678]

oh i guarantee you its a true story. but i really don't think it would be right to post her picture online.

 

[poop5678]

Then this thread fails to deliver, and should be locked.

ok fine, gimme a minute

 

[poop5678]

 

[poop5678]

when i ran to the bathroom i threw my boxers in the trash. then i was like "****, i love those boxers!" so i took em out, wrapped em in paper towels and put em in my pocket //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

that's outta ur league? u must be one ugly chud

 

[poop5678]

btw, im deleting this pic shortly after this cause i feel bad about putting it there

 

[poop5678]

that's outta ur league? u must be one ugly chud

hell yeah *****!! but for some reason i doubt you could get her either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

hell yeah *****!! but for some reason i doubt you could get her either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

this is true, i live in cali

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

She is quite attractive. I'd fist it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[poop5678]

this is true, i live in cali

so? cali is for ****'s //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i like her friend in the back better