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Although only partially shit-related, it reminds me of the time I had this hot Boston U graduate by the name of Shannon over at my place who I thought I'd never have a chance with. We get all drunk, and before I know it, I'm laying on my aero bed, with her pulling off her top, and grinding hard on my crotch. I had about 10 "Beast" Ice in me, when out of nowhere it happened.... Flllllpppppbbbbbbbttttt! I let out a massive, loud fart. SO hard and loud I swear it almost punctured the aero bed, and lifted us both off the surface like a hover craft. Then..dead silence.
The only thing I could think of that point was to start laughing hysterically to smooth it over. Apparently it worked, because the hot action then continued. We spent the next morning recovering from hangovers, rolling around on the couch before she went to work. She never returned my calls after that though:(

I hate it when your in bed with a new/newer girl, and your all drunk, and have to keep your farts in. I usually wait till they are asleep, then lift the covers off the back of my ***, facing off the the edge of the bed, and let them out slowly.
I didn't read your post. But I noticed that hideous sig of yours. Then I saw that you live in Frostburg, like 5 minutes from me.

 
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