I'm getting married in 3 hours...

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

sucker

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

sucker

Is marriage too conformist for you?

 

[Tw1st3d13 10+ year member]

That chocolate Blue Moon cake was delicious. I broke the knife trying to cut into the main cake because I forgot the bottom layer was fake.

Like the sunglasses tan line?

I hope she made that face when she first saw ur dick, got her first orgasm, got her first hairtrick, and took a load in the mouth. That is all

 

[DBDRAGGUY 10+ year member]

should have ran, now your life is over.

I will say a prayer for you.

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Shotgun anus on the violinist!

Congrats man!

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Not sure why so many people are against marriage. Recent studies show that married people have *** more frequently and have more satisfying *** than non married couples. I have found this to be true in my life.

 

[ront337 10+ year member]

nice pics

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Not sure why so many people are against marriage. Recent studies show that married people have *** more frequently and have more satisfying *** than non married couples. I have found this to be true in my life.

That's because your single life sucked.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

We've been living together for basically the entire 3.5 years we've been together. so it's not like there's any kind of drastic change in our lifestyles...just a ring and a sheet of paper now.

 

[O.G. D-Wet 10+ year member]

u guys look happy 2gether so best of luck 2 u man. I'm too much of a ***** to even consider marriage yet. All the single dudes talkin $hit are ugly jealous fegs and all the unhappily married dudes are just plain stupid and made horrible decisions. awesome pics, awesoem wedding, beautiful wifey, what more could u ask for?

 

[O.G. D-Wet 10+ year member]

We've been living together for basically the entire 3.5 years we've been together. so it's not like there's any kind of drastic change in our lifestyles...just a ring and a sheet of paper now.

yea but a simple ring and sheet of paper can play a LOT of mind**** w/ some people so be careful

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

u guys look happy 2gether so best of luck 2 u man. I'm too much of a ***** to even consider marriage yet. All the single dudes talkin $hit are ugly jealous fegs and all the unhappily married dudes are just plain stupid and made horrible decisions. awesome pics, awesoem wedding, beautiful wifey, what more could u ask for?

Thanks man.

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

Im not unhappy i have a feonsay and a son . I just don't want to get married again and have the bitch take half my shit. that and the fact that women change when they get that piece of paper and a ring on their finger. Why because then they know that your stuck with them and if you try to get a devorice then you'll have to start all over with half your shit gone. If that makes me a nonconformist then so be it But your still blind to the fact that marriage was only created to obtain tax revenue.

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

gratz, i hope there are many sammiches to be made for you.

Hopefully theyre made right too.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

Im not unhappy i have a feonsay and a son . I just don't want to get married again and have the bitch take half my shit. that and the fact that women change when they get that piece of paper and a ring on their finger. Why because then they know that your stuck with them and if you try to get a devorice then you'll have to start all over with half your shit gone. If that makes me a nonconformist then so be it But your still blind to the fact that marriage was only created to obtain tax revenue.

first, lulz at how you spell fiance. Second, there are actually some pretty nice tax breaks for being married.