I'm gettin locked up and *** ***** w/o lube

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So you get out in 4 days? So why take the time to lie on the internetz? I mean are you that fawking desperte for attention? I would think you have had your fair share of attention. I guess you like getting *** ***** in life and on the netz. You are a strange one.

 

[97cavy 10+ year member]

please explain to me how this is better than what most people on the forum have?

Sigh...guess my 4 15''s and 6000 watts just isint good enough to keep up with the kids these days

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

anyone call that number from the pics yet... make sure u record it so we can all hear it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I found a song you might be able to relate to.

They say our love is taboo,

that what we're doing is wrong.

But I don't care what they say,

'cause my love is so strong.

They tell us we should be ashamed,

we're not husband and wife.

But I cherish each moment with you,

I'm so glad you're in my life.

You're my prison bitch, my prison bitch.

you're not like other men

I'm glad we share a prison cell,

when lights go out at ten

I can't escape the way I feel, now that would be a crime.

As long as I am doing you,

I don't mind doing time.

Cause your my prison bitch, my prison bitch.

And I have no regrets.

I got you for a candy bar, and a pack of cigarettes.

At first you were resistant, but now you are my friend,

I knew that I would get you in the end

Prison bitch, prison bitch.

I guess that you were sent from up above.

Prison bitch, prison bitch.

And now you are my prisoner of love.

(prison bitch singing

I'm your prison bitch, your prison bitch.

And you're a *** machine.

I only have but one request, how 'bout some vaseline.

I'm tired of this prison cell, I need to get away.

They sentenced me to seven years,

not seven times a day.

I'm your prison bitch, your prison bitch.

You nymphomaniac, I really hate these knockers,

that you've tattooed on my back.

I thought that I could break away, but now I'm losing hope.

And God I'm tired of picking up the soap

Prison bitch, prison bitch.

Turn out the lights 'cause I can hardly wait.

Prison bitch, prison bitch.

When I get out, I'm ready to go straight.

You're my prison bitch, my prison bitch.

I'll never say good-bye.

You're not like all the others,

too bad they had to die.

On second thought, I think I'll stay if you want me to,

your prison bitch is never leaving you.

At first you were my cell mate,

but now you're my soul mate.

So come here baby, come here!

Oh no! Not again!

Now I know why they call you a hardened criminal.

Hang on! You about to find out why they call this the "pokey".

 

[lookitsjim23 10+ year member]

oh wow

 

[mannyb18b]

You are a sad human being.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

so did he whisper sweet nothings into your ear?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54757

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You are a sad human being.

says the one in jail for 60 days because of raping a minor. you got off lucky. chris hansen will fight that appeal next time.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

Well I was orig. on probo for 66grms of weed, an some pills. Since then all my tests have pretty much came back pos. for weed, but my probo never tripped off it.A random test came back pos. for cocaine an he got hella mad.

Getting cought with dope is for loosers who dont know how to play it cool

but anyways

I gave up drugs year ago ,not cause I didn't like them,it was fun for a while

but because i saw it interfere with too many aspects of me

getting wealthy - I didnt see god or jesus or any of that hype it was for the money !

Id rather have the cash,I considered selling the stuff

and becoming a dealer as a career ,but most dealers endup dead or broke

and I felt that was not the best way to get wealthy for the long haul

Now I own my own biz,and make lots of cash

I drink now and then but im not even interested

in the dope,smoke,or coke - I just outgrew it on my own

Now that your going to jail for dope and smoke you might relize

in todays day and age its not so much fun anymore - the drug era's

are way behind us now,maybe its time you moved on and grew up dummass

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

be sure to stuff your *** with heroin before you go in..

 

[mannyb18b]

Getting cought with dope is for loosers who dont know how to play it coolbut anyways

I gave up drugs year ago ,not cause I didn't like them,it was fun for a while

but because i saw it interfere with too many aspects of me

getting wealthy - I didnt see god or jesus or any of that hype it was for the money !

Id rather have the cash,I considered selling the stuff

and becoming a dealer as a career ,but most dealers endup dead or broke

and I felt that was not the best way to get wealthy for the long haul

Now I own my own biz,and make lots of cash

I drink now and then but im not even interested

in the dope,smoke,or coke - I just outgrew it on my own

Now that your going to jail for dope and smoke you might relize

in todays day and age its not so much fun anymore - the drug era's

are way behind us now,maybe its time you moved on and grew up dummass

wow your a little late there buddy??? haha, I did 2 weeks in a county jail...and a little bit of house arrest.

I got caught at a time in my life where I smoked a lot of weed, I'm not ashamed of it. Ya maybe I would be ashamed if I was a broke *** loser, but I am not. I have everything I could ever want at my age, and a lot more to come. I make plenty of money and do all the things I love, mainly riding/stunting/racing motorcycles.

By the way I got caught with the weed because it was in my truck, and I got pulled over because my headlight went out on the way home. I got pulled over by a k-9 unit. Not much you can do there buddy.

Maybe it's time I moved on and grew up huh? ya ok, the day I am struggling with a financial situation because of my crappy decisions I will consider...K?

 

[mannyb18b]

be sure to stuff your *** with heroin before you go in..

K let me go back in time...

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

Getting cought with dope is for loosers who dont know how to play it coolbut anyways

I gave up drugs year ago ,not cause I didn't like them,it was fun for a while

but because i saw it interfere with too many aspects of me

getting wealthy - I didnt see god or jesus or any of that hype it was for the money !

Id rather have the cash,I considered selling the stuff

and becoming a dealer as a career ,but most dealers endup dead or broke

and I felt that was not the best way to get wealthy for the long haul

Now I own my own biz,and make lots of cash

I drink now and then but im not even interested

in the dope,smoke,or coke - I just outgrew it on my own

Now that your going to jail for dope and smoke you might relize

in todays day and age its not so much fun anymore - the drug era's

are way behind us now,maybe its time you moved on and grew up dummass

ya too bad probably over half the population smokes weed, business owners, bums, whatever they are. its not behind us, and people will always enjoy it

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Congratulations douchebomb. You think for the minimal amount of time you're on probo, your stupid *** could have stayed clean and sober.

 

[QtrHorse 10+ year member]

wow your a little late there buddy??? haha, I did 2 weeks in a county jail...and a little bit of house arrest.
I got caught at a time in my life where I smoked a lot of weed, I'm not ashamed of it. Ya maybe I would be ashamed if I was a broke *** loser, but I am not. I have everything I could ever want at my age, and a lot more to come. I make plenty of money and do all the things I love, mainly riding/stunting/racing motorcycles.

By the way I got caught with the weed because it was in my truck, and I got pulled over because my headlight went out on the way home. I got pulled over by a k-9 unit. Not much you can do there buddy.

Maybe it's time I moved on and grew up huh? ya ok, the day I am struggling with a financial situation because of my crappy decisions I will consider...K?

It doesn't matter if you have billions in the bank, it is still stupid. I do quite well myself but see no need to smoke weed. I will say it again, you must be missing something in your life to feel the need to fill it w/ how smoking makes you feel. You must not have everything you could ever want or need.

In all honesty, I do think people should be able to smoke at home only. I do not want some dumbass smoking and then driving while my wife and child are out on the road. I could care less if people choose to destroy their lives but when they bring it into my world, that's when I have a problem w/ it.

ya too bad probably over half the population smokes weed, business owners, bums, whatever they are. its not behind us, and people will always enjoy it

I assume that's your attempt to justify it?