I'm F'n Sick of Cash Cab!!

[slim8605 10+ year member]

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[reed dollaz 10+ year member]

Word To Yo Motha!

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

JFK is on AMC though, good to watch though

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS goddamn KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. THATS RIGHT. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A goddamn NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME godamn ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO fuck YOU. I'M GONNA GO ******** WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU goddamn CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT YOU WANT TO PLANT TREES AND SHIT IN? THEN BUY THIS goddamn AWESOME AUGER. THIS SHIT COULD DIG A HOLE TO FUCKING CHINA. JUST STICK THE MOTHER FUCKER IN THE GROUND AND IT FUCKING DIGS A HOLE. THATS RIGHT. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A goddamn NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY AN AWESOME AUGER AND ILL THROW IN THE DRILL, AND A BAG OF DICKS AND DOUBLE YOUR SHIPPING AND HANDLING. YOULL ENJOY THIS PRODUCT SO MUCH YOULL USE IT TO TRIM YOUR CAT, TRIM YOUR BEARD, DIG HOLES FOR YOUR DEAD RELATIVES, BURRY THE HOOKER YOU KILLED LAST WEEK, PISS OF YOUR NEIGHBORS, OR JUST FLAT OUT KILL YOURSELF. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO USE IT TO BURRY ALL THE DEAD NIGGERS IN MY FREEZER.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU goddamn CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE HERCULES HOOK WALL HANGERS. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HOLD EVERYTHING. THEY CAN EVEN HOLD YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS. THE ONLY THING THEY COULDN'T HOLD IS ME AND THATS SAYING A SHIT LOAD. WATCH AS THIS FAT OMGOMGOMGOMG TRIES TO BREAK IT WITH HER LARGE SNATCH. IT STILL HOLDS. FUCK. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THESE FUCKERS. HANG A HORNY CAT, PLAY CAPTAIN HOOK, HAVE AN ABORTION. MY MOM TRIED TO USE ONE OF THESE FUCKERS TO ABORT ME BUT I RIPPED THE FUCKER OUT OF HER HAND AND SOLD IT TO HER UTERUS. FUCK YOU.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND TELL THEM YOU WANT TWENTY THOUSAND CAT ABORTION OMGOMGOMGOMG HOOKS. CALL IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS AND ILL PERSONALLY TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF. BUT WAIT YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEY, IM NOT DONE AND I NEVER WILL BE DONE SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS PITCHING AND RECIEVE LIKE A GOOD BITCH. CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS AND ILL NOT ONLY TELL YOU TO GO fuck YOURSELF, I'LL LITERALLY COME AND fuck YOU. *** AND FUCK YOU. GET IT. ITS NOT A JOKE ITS ANOTHER AWESOME FUCKING DEAL FROM BILLY FUCKING MAYS. AFTER I fuck YOU ILL STOP YELLING, NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO ******** WITH SOME MICRO-MEN DUSTERS. PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.

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