I'm fat, ugly, and can't get laid.. flame me all you want.fk it all

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

lmao, deerhunt like fat hairy men

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

Deerhunt with his date on his shoulders.

Dude I can understand wanting a head of hair again but that's going a little far lol.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

You are not fat, you work out regularly and brag about it (not to mention that you post pictures of yourself whenever possible (your avatar for one). So you either 1. just want attention right now or 2. are having a down night and want someone to say "no man, your cool" so either way your trying to be an attention *****.

So to save some time....no no no....your great, everyone loves you...you send joy joy feelings to all those around you. (if no one gets that, its from demolition man)

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

ok.here we go..

i start macking on some girl during the game..i get he number, i got it right now, and all that good sutff..i call it, and sure enough it is hers..she don't lie to me..

but now, she doesn;t answer..it makes me mad...2 girls tonight, and the same shit happeneded both times..they answer when they gave me their number, but afterwards they don't...WHAT THE ****?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol macking lol

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

They're probably too busy boning large negros instead of hanging out with you and your front-mullet.

 

[zthumper 10+ year member]

I don't like you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Deerhunt with his date on his shoulders.

I can see Deerhunter's gf's nipples. Totally disgusting

 

[amedeuce 10+ year member]

You're probably slurring the whole conversation on the phone and they can't understand you.

Deerhunt - cmmon babyyby I am is the hawtesstest guyye, yyou konnoowww yous wantss itsss, huh, yeah thststts right.

I cant imagine why they aren't answering any more.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Don't be so hard on yourself deer, i bet there are plenty of guys out there who would be willing to sleep with you.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I can ask Larry Craig what bathrooms you should visit.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

f' u mach man

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

smart