If you're an athiest, do you say "Happy Winter Solstice"?

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Shit, the same dood does concrete work up here. Jesus haz skillz

jesus gets around. i've met him here too. chill *** d00d

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It's said that he even cleans pools, though I've yet to see him walk on water but I'll keep an eye out!

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

The bible is a science fiction book unless proven otherwise //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Here we go on yet another religion thread. This is gonna be another 8+ page thread.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

May the lord have mercy on all your wayward souls

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

May the lord have mercy on all your wayward souls

Why does Madonna's daughter always get to have final say on our souls?

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[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Why does Madonna's daughter always get to have final say on our souls?
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I don't make up the rules...just how it is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

that bish gets to play Shang Tsung, YOUR SOUL IS MINE!

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Does it piss anyone else off when you get mormons(or whatever they are) coming up to your door in pairs trying to force you into their "religion"?

God **** its annoying. I was trying to be polite last time two of them decided to come to my door. Next thing I know they were ****ing coming back every week for the entire month cause they thought i was interested. FFS

Good thing I was never home when they came back.

I should go to their doors and preach the flying spaghetti monster.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Next time just put on some gay ****, turn the volume up, take off your shirt and splash some water all over yourself and answer the door and ask if they'd like to join.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

you should just pile up a shitload of beer cans by your door. this stopped them at my dad's house //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

Death casts a frightening shadow over us because we are entirely helpless in its presence. We can struggle with other enemies -- pain, suffering, disease, injury -- but strength and courage cannot overcome death. It has the final word. Only one person can walk with us through death's dark valley and bring us safely to the other side -- the God of life, our shepherd. Because life is uncertain, we should follow this shepherd who offers us eternal comfort.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left

coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that

even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it

me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of

you better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking

or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc

As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool

I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like

on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

ha, whenever the mormons come to our house we just ignore them and wait for them to leave

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

Even though I do consider Jesus my homeboy....

I always say Happy Festivus!