If you were to kill yourself....

[koolwhipman 10+ year member]

The hookers *** is good.

But I have always wanted to go out in a car crash. 100MPH into a house or the side of an overpass. Something that will make the news and stop traffic. Whenever I'm driving along I look at places to aim for...

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

heart attack during orgie with 3 women

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I would steal a plane. Then some how after hours and hours of trying to figure it out how to start it, work the pedals and lift off and what ever else goes into flying a plane I would be in the air. Then do some crazy 8's and pretend I was a Blue angel. Then I would dive it straight towards the ground and as soon as I am about to hit it nose first, I am gonna jump out, tuck and roll and walk away saying, " God dam that was a close call." Did you guys see my crazy 8 trick I did.

Yes, people and news casts will be there and then I will get arrested and taking to a jail where I would get fawked to death by some guy named "Bubba!"

 

[Moto959 10+ year member]

If you jump out when you're going that fast, you're not going to live....

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

This is how i would kill myself...

Originally Posted by ngsm13 -Get an IV needle and some surgical tubing (ok, not your usual household stuff, but get it anyway).

-Call all your friends and family to say good bye.

-Lock yourself in the bathroom

-Start your IV in your leg (femoral artery works best) and connect tubing.

-Now (here's the tricky part) feed the open end of the tubing down the toilet drain till it goes past the trap.

-Now take a deep breath and flush the toilet.

-You'll be gone before you can fully exhale.

nG

 

[Moto959 10+ year member]

.........

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

The hookers *** is good.
But I have always wanted to go out in a car crash. 100MPH into a house or the side of an overpass. Something that will make the news and stop traffic. Whenever I'm driving along I look at places to aim for...

I have also thought about this, I would steal a very fast car and then get in a police chase. Then when gas is low I would nail something at 180mph.

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

How would you do it?
Me -

Get a long wire and tie it around your neck and to a bridge.

Superglue your hands to your head.

Jump off.

The wire will cut your head off.

Then you will be on the ground with your hands stuck to the sides of your head and the first person who finds you will be like "That dude ripped his ****ing head off!"

lol.

 

[Moto959 10+ year member]

You should nail a police station going 180 with the cops trying to keep up....

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

Im scared on your behalf mokedaddy

As long as I am remembered on behalf of the ca community my life hasnt been in vain.

His threats have been logged so either he go to federal pound me in the *** prison or I have an airtight self defense plea.

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

id use a shotgun.end it quick.

supposedly drowning is the worst way to die....

burning maybe?

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

I would think being buried alive is worse than burning to death. When you are buried alive...you are cognizant that death is near....I am sure you will go insane before you die.

buried alive is probably the only way to die that actually scares me. that would be terrifying.

 

[99gtxgolfer 10+ year member]

sleeping pill smoothy

 

[GemaRastem 10+ year member]

I would fill a pool with running chainsaws and jump in. Then have the drains of the pool hooked up to a sprinkler so it shoots my blood all over

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

Climb to top of building.

Take gun out of pocket.

Jump off building.

Midway down, Put gun against head

Pull Trigger.

Profit.