if you want a quick laugh..

[myjaja 10+ year member]

don't know if its a repost, but its still funny.

fail stories:

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[ILLCRACKALUV 10+ year member]

u serious?

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

should put a poll up on if this is the most re posted thing or not.

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

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[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

Today, I had to break the news to my husband that I had miscarried our first child. To which he replied, "Thank God" and told me he wanted a divorce. FML

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[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

what the fùck fâgget...

srsly...

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

ya repoast hardcore..

this is halarious tho.LOLOL

Today, my boyfriend told me my hair smelled great and kept complimenting me on it. He asked me if I started using a different shampoo. I hadn't. I had just gotten my hair dyed. He was smelling the chemicals that were still in my hair. Toxic chemicals smell better than my hair usually does. FML

Today, my mom and I went to the store. I asked her to go get me coconut smelling shampoo and tampons while I lingered by the magazines trying to talk to this cute guy. My mom comes around into our aisle and says "I smelled all the tampons and none smelled like coconut, so I just got you these" FML

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

FUNNIEST ONE EVER!! OMG hahaha

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully *****, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right *****, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

hmm.. I searched it before I posted about it. I couldn't find anything but it being mentioned once in an old thread, but that's about it though..

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I WANT SOME TOAST!

I WANT SOME TOAST!

I WANT SOME MOTHER FUCKIN TOAST!

Toast tastes greats with drunken omelets.

 

[jstbass 10+ year member]

Today, my boss was walking towards me screaming how she just "tired" with my bull shit. So I proceeded to tell her how much I hate her and how she should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband via her bluetooth headset. FML

I loved that one

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

I WANT SOME TOAST!I WANT SOME TOAST!

I WANT SOME MOTHER FUCKIN TOAST!

Toast tastes greats with drunken omelets.

All around the country, coast to coast

People always say what do you like most

I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast

I always tell them I like toast...

YEAAAAHHHH TOAAAASSSTTT!