If u could ask GOD 1 question......

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Could jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot, that even he couldn't eat it?

Yes, because the mircrowave will eventually make it explode and it will no longer be a burrito capable of consumption.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Could jesus himself microwave a burrito so hot, that even he couldn't eat it?

homer simpson, when he gets medical marijuana.. directed toward ned flanders.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I actually spend one night reading tons of stuff on wikipedia.com about religion, god, jesus, and almost anything around that. You people should read up on that, it is good information. It tells everything.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

christianity has been around for thousands of years and its still around.

When you say thousands of years, any idea how many thousands?

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

I'm sorry, wrong.
Judaism was certainly not the first religion, even Hinduism is older, not to mention long forgotten polytheistic and pantheistic religions.

Also, I'm fairly suspect of anyones knowledge of religions they cant even spell.

i shouldnt even dignify that with a response, but i think i will anyways. there are hundreds if not thousands of documents out there to back up my point. and none to back up your. your assumptions are based solely on flawed methods of dating. thats it. do some research if u really care so much about this

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

lol, well i knew it didnt look right but i didnt feel like lookign it up

so you aren't only ignorant of the faith you claim to hold so dear, you are also lazy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

When you say thousands of years, any idea how many thousands?

well it obviously began when christ was born. there were believers and non-believers in his day. and i guess thats around 0 A.D. so that would make about 2000 years

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

so you aren't only ignorant of the faith you claim to hold so dear, you are also lazy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Now wtf kind of half *** insult is that??? Good thing you gad that little winky thing.

You know **** well we are all lazy as hell around here.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

so you aren't only ignorant of the faith you claim to hold so dear, you are also lazy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

im not a jew

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i shouldnt even dignify that with a response, but i think i will anyways. there are hundreds if not thousands of documents out there to back up my point. and none to back up your. your assumptions are based solely on flawed methods of dating. thats it. do some research if u really care so much about this

im not a jew

oh thats right Christianity and 'jewdism' arent related to each other at all.

lol.

Man its way too late to not look foolish.

You were pwned, my friend.

Its ok, dont feel bad that i pwned you, i purposely choose victims of the lowest caliber in order to ensure i quickly come out on top.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

im not a jew

that's what they all say. prove it. send faulkton a picture of your penis.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

oh thats right Christianity and 'jewdism' arent related to each other at all.
lol.

Man its way too late to not look foolish.

You were pwned, my friend.

Its ok, dont feel bad that i pwned you, i purposely choose victims of the lowest caliber in order to ensure i quickly come out on top.

oh my god, you should just kill yourself now

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Now wtf kind of half *** insult is that??? Good thing you gad that little winky thing.
You know **** well we are all lazy as hell around here.

I'm not lazy anymore, at least in real life. I might play a lazy on the interwebz, but in reality I take 15-18 credits and maintain a 3.92 gpa.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

that's what they all say. prove it. send faulkton a picture of your penis.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif i dont wanna turn him on

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

I'm not lazy anymore, at least in real life. I might play a lazy on the interwebz, but in reality I take 15-18 credits and maintain a 3.92 gpa.

just outta curiosity, whats your major?