I will have my new puppy tomorrow. Pics inside.

[savagebee 10+ year member]

you waited

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Balls. On yo face.

/nuts on yo chin.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Got a puppy for me to kick?

negative

but I did today, my nuts fell out of my pj pants (I have a custom access hole) and I kicked him when he made the lunging "I wanna play with that stuff" move Ive been seeing lately

you can only kick him if you let him have a lunge at exposed nutsack

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

I hate that move. I always kick them for that too.

if only he had the "I wanna lick those all night look" things may have ended differently, but alas...

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

urination.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

urination.

ejac

ulat

ion

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I just say what's on my mind.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Please tell me you meant Kick and not Lick.

sure, whatever helps you sleep man

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[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

lawl.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

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he bit my wifes grandma on the chin, when my wife got mad @ me for laughing, I told her that it wasnt my fault he thought she was a dried pigs ear

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