I want to catch this bird and torture it

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

open ur window, let him fly in and catch him

 

[Goindef154 5,000+ posts]

Pull a Saving Private Ryan on him and have yourself and your gun of choice blend in with your bedding and surroundings, so just when he thinks it's safe and is ready to pull another stunt, BAM!! Good nights sleep.

 

[Goindef154 5,000+ posts]

This could take several hours of dedication and waiting, means no bathroom breaks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

**** .. that sucks .. that being said .. try to have a friend outside with a bb gun and try to shoot the fker while its on the branch ..

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Well I am going to buy some rice on the way home from work today. hopefully the ****er eats it.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I remember at my dads house, another bird did the same **** thing to the kick plate on his front door. I think it is the reflection or something.

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Pwnt by a bird.

 

[babaganoush123 10+ year member]

b.b gun is the easiest way.