I want to catch this bird and torture it

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

This bird has been rammin his self into my bedroom window that is right by by bed. Then I open the blinds and he goes to near branch and stares at me like he is laughing at me. Then I get back to sleeping or whatever and he constantly does this shit and will not stop and does this all **** night. I have not been getting good sleep for a couple days. I dont know how a bird can just ram itself into a window constantly day by day and night by night. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!! I get my air soft gun and he dissapears. I wish I have some rice to feed him.

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[snb778 5,000+ posts]

mouse trap... / story

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

cmon. be nice

 

[damonhargroves 10+ year member]

yuou must be using windex when cleaning your windows. does it happen to be a crow? lol

 

[Goindef154 5,000+ posts]

LOL, that sucks, probably scares the shit out of you too sometimes, I know it would scare me hahaha.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

man in the summer time when i was like 15-16.. i had this crow sit in a branch right out side my window... had windows open cause it was summer... and it would just sit there and chirp right in my window.. and you know how loud and annoying crows are... one day i picked him off with the bb gun... had the best sleep of my life from there on out..

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

o ya? well..i had a bird IN MY HOUSE EARLIER..little fvcker was going crazy flying around bout hit me in the face..it was a sparrow i think?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

if u catch the lil bastard u shold shoot it in the *** with that air soft a few times and put it in a box and shake the hell outta it. then id throw the fker in the toliet and slam the lid down and flush his *** a couple times. snacth the bastard back up and ram the son of a bitc h in to a nice wall see if it like that. and after all thats done id put on my work boots and river dance on the co ck sucker till was flatter that a pancake, and leave its corpes out so the other lil bastards can see what will happen if they fk with u again

just to let u know im a lil mental

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

if u catch the lil bastard u shold shoot it in the *** with that air soft a few times and put it in a box and shake the hell outta it. then id throw the fker in the toliet and slam the lid down and flush his *** a couple times. snacth the bastard back up and ram the son of a bitc h in to a nice wall see if it like that. and after all thats done id put on my work boots and river dance on the co ck sucker till was flatter that a pancake, and leave its corpes out so the other lil bastards can see what will happen if they fk with u again
just to let u know im a lil mental

that's a little hard core.......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

yuou must be using windex when cleaning your windows. does it happen to be a crow? lol

I have blinds. And it is this small brown bird. And I know it is him because he got shaggy feathers. And I think he is doing it to piss my off.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

hope you didnt kill the cat in your prof. pic.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

if u catch the lil bastard u shold shoot it in the *** with that air soft a few times and put it in a box and shake the hell outta it. then id throw the fker in the toliet and slam the lid down and flush his *** a couple times. snacth the bastard back up and ram the son of a bitc h in to a nice wall see if it like that. and after all thats done id put on my work boots and river dance on the co ck sucker till was flatter that a pancake, and leave its corpes out so the other lil bastards can see what will happen if they fk with u again
just to let u know im a lil mental

that is if I catch the little shit.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

bb gun ftw.

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

if u catch the lil bastard u shold shoot it in the *** with that air soft a few times and put it in a box and shake the hell outta it. then id throw the fker in the toliet and slam the lid down and flush his *** a couple times. snacth the bastard back up and ram the son of a bitc h in to a nice wall see if it like that. and after all thats done id put on my work boots and river dance on the co ck sucker till was flatter that a pancake, and leave its corpes out so the other lil bastards can see what will happen if they fk with u again
just to let u know im a lil mental

thats friggin halarious!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

hope you didnt kill the cat in your prof. pic.

seriously though.. mouse trap.. worked for me.....OOH OOH, or even better (so you can watch the bastard drown...)

this is how my dad killed the chipmunks in my yard... get a bucket of water...fill it only half way, and cover the top layer with bird seed...that way they think it's a hard surface.....they jump in, and don't come out, hahaah