i want to beat my meat...

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

but i cant find my dick.

any tips?

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[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

PM Hoss and/or Faulkton

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

If your fat, lift up your belly.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Did you check your ***?

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Did you check your ***?

hHAHAHAH

dude, that shit actually made me lol

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I was going to say that. Dammit.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

if you were cool like hoss all you would need to find it is a metal detector //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif LOLZZZ

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

Have you checked the couch coushins? I always lose change in there.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

interesting.

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

indeed

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

sometimes.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i touch myself

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

often

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

bow chica wow wow