I think i have a tick farm... where the hell is deerhunt??

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**** blocked by a tick... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif
im gonna sleep with the weiner in the woman all night

not if i get to her first.

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har har.... har.

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

put a rubber band around it to pinch it shut LOLLL

or wear a condom

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

 

[tacovic 10+ year member]

if they are wood ticks then you shouldnt be worried at all and it looks like they are. only deer ticks carry lyme disease. just think of them like leeches.

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

not if i get to her first.
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har har.... har.

watch out for ****** ticks... u dont want lymes disease in your pecker, just a lil heads up

 

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watch out for ****** ticks... u dont want lymes disease in your pecker, just a lil heads up

lil heads up?

mine's a BIG HEADs UP.

step up ya game ho. Got on muh level.

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

if they are wood ticks then you shouldnt be worried at all and it looks like they are. only deer ticks carry lyme disease. just think of them like leeches.

yea i went out again and looked at the markings. rounded rear end with a circular white line .. which i think is ( according to what ive been looking at ) would be a male dog ( wood ) tick... f'n lil bastards, just like the song goes tho

"Ticks are like men at a singles' dance, give 'em half a chance they'll get in your pants."

ha... typical midwest music video...

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

lil heads up?

mine's a BIG HEADs UP.

step up ya game ho. Got on muh level.

sry, wasnt thinking about weiner.. ticks got the best of me

 

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lol

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

getting ready to take off to the Korn concert pre party.. wonder if my buddies will be ok while im gone? hopefully they dont get cozy in my bed

 

[chief_bignut 10+ year member]

The Home Depot carries a product its a white powder kinda like portland cement. usually found next to or near the drywall. ask an associate for it. it has different names i.e. calcium, down here in south texas its call "cal" . i think it says either calcium or lime or something like that ask an associate and spread that shit all around your house it will get rid of them most mother ******** riky tik you might need 4-5 bags depending on how big your house is and be generous while spreading it. another option is buy 4 goats lol tie them up at each corner of your house and bam they are gone. tick and fleas absolutley hate goats.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

dood! check your nuts, gooch, and ass crack frequently! specially with that many ticks like that just randomly appearing. shave to make inspections go by quicker.

when i was little i was playing in some woods with some friends. i was like 8yrs old or around there. later that night when i went to shower i found a little brown tick on my ball sack. freaked me out! i yanked that little fucker in a heart beat. to this day i'm scared of ticks.

when they get all plump and gray that shit gives me goose bumps.

:beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh:

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Fvck around and get lymes disease like I got this year:crap:

 

[LoggedOut 10+ year member]

this thread is hysterical. lots of funnies up in hurr

 

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