Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
At fat camp, the guys have bigger *****
Bored as a fat person without food
Fat people are harder to kidnap
Never under estimate fat people in large groups
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
Only in America are "poor" people fat.
One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.