tothemax what is the highest level of school you finished? Not to bash you but if you ever want to do something besides collect buggies or stock chips ahoy at wal mart you should look into furthering your education.
GED classes would work wonders for you and then we might have a clue as to what the fuck you are talking about half the time.
I once talked to a chick from Chile who had only been here less than a year and barely spoke 5 words of English and I had a much easier time understanding her.