i made love to your sister i met on myspace.com and got her pregnant FTW

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I was gonna make a new sig lastnight but I didnt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

I am accepted into Kettering University for mechanical engineering, I just applied online and got a letter of acceptance in the mail, with a $20,000 scholarship with it and I was like woah, kool!!

nice.... that's cool... school FTW, Drugs FTL

I'll smoke pot when I'm retired

might do acid if it finds me

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

old man on weed ftw

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I was stoned and got in this stupid incident and ran from this guy and he chased me blah blah, turns out he was a cop and his shift started in 30 mintues, it was stupid and I will never do something like that again, definately a big lesson learned and Im almost happy that it happened before I did something worse and got myself killed

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I was at hooters in PA when I was 17 for wrestling nationals. I ordered chicken breasts when I was trying to order chicken wings... I was staring at her huge rack when I did it too....

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

werd

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I have this friend that I always used to hang out with, havet seen him in like 5 years, well me and my girl are at a restaurant and we see him. We meet up at a table and catch up on things. He was all twitchy and figiting and doing weird stuff like putting cigarettes out in his coffee and still drinking it. The next thing he asks me.........do you know anywhere to get me some acid.

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

I was stoned and got in this stupid incident and ran from this guy and he chased me blah blah, turns out he was a cop and his shift started in 30 mintues, it was stupid and I will never do something like that again, definately a big lesson learned and Im almost happy that it happened before I did something worse and got myself killed

yup.... better stay and face the penalties...

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

hooters in phoenix AZ and hawaii. best ones iv been too.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

im tired

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Then like 3 seconds later my phone goes off, I answer and its this kid and hes like, do you know anyone that needs ecstasy or acid

 

[Al Gore 10+ year member]

I'm horny.

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

ohh yah...

forgot assault

-- and --

bootlegging (they still enforce it in utah)

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

Then like 3 seconds later my phone goes off, I answer and its this kid and hes like, do you know anyone that needs ecstasy or acid

oops

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Ill definately be smart about what I do and where I do it, never want to deal with the justice system again.