I know more about ******* than a gynecologist

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

True story. Earlier tonight I played poker with some physicians, one of whom is a gynecologist. I realized this was my big chance to get some good info on a subject that we all hold dear.

First, I had him confirm that the clitoris is, in fact, a part of the female anatomy and that this little bud is packed full of pleasure giving nerve tissue. (I had long suspected that this was just an urban legend promulgated by prank loving women).

I then asked him whether women's medical charts included anything that described the patient's meat curtains. Much to my dismay, he had no idea what I was talking about. I had to educate this expert in the field of ******* on the term "meat curtains." WTF do they teach these guys?

I expect to be playing another game of poker with this gyno in the next couple of weeks. If any of you have any questions that you would like for me to present to him just let me know.

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[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

wow, you'da thought he would've heard every one in the book

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

This made my night, especially after studying for 12+ hours straight.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

wow, you'da thought he would've heard every one in the book

I really was shocked. BTW, he says he sees about 60 of those furry little critters a day.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

This made my night, especially after studying for 12+ hours straight.

Playing poker > studying. But glad I could help.

 

[69420potsmoker 10+ year member]

I would wonder if he ever had *** with one of his patients. During or after the appointment. You would have to get horny seeing all that ****** in one day but then again some of the nasty chicks probably neutralizes it.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I would wonder if he ever had *** with one of his patients. During or after the appointment. You would have to get horny seeing all that ****** in one day but then again some of the nasty chicks probably neutralizes it.

yeah, he indicatd that very few were . . . interesting

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ask him if I should get that job.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Ask him if I should get that job.

Maybe he needs an assistant. No use in wasting all that time in med school if they don't even teach the basic terminology.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Fa shizzle.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I think bein a gynecologist would ruin one's *** life.......rofl at "meat curtain"

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I think bein a gynecologist would ruin one's *** life.......rofl at "meat curtain"

Well, most chicks don't go to the gynecologist because everything is perfect down there and she just wants her hunky doctor all up in there.

Im under the impression that most women go because there is something "wrong"...like this "meat curtain" disease that you guys are talking about

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

No, pretty sure they have to go in order to get birth control.

 

[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

No, pretty sure they have to go in order to get birth control.

Yup... my girlfriend just went yesterday, she hated it

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Your a beautiful girl

And your pants are on so tight

That when you stand just right

I can see it all

When your on the beach

And your bikini's soaking wet

I see a fuzzy silhouette

As i look down below

I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage

I see your cooter cleavage

Your monkey, your muffin

You aint hiddin' nothin'

Your coochie, your flapper

Your showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let it show

Looks like a big taco

I see your camel toe

(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go

For a sideways sloppy joe

Or a tuna caserole

Baby don't you know

I never thought i'd see

So much of your anatomy

Your jeans are so tight

I'm learning gynecology

I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva

Ooh ya know i love ya

Your (edna?) ******, nothin' could be finer.

It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.

Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let its show

Looks like a big taco

I see your camel toe

(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage

I see your cooter cleavage

Your monkey, your muffin

You aint hiddin' nothin'

Your coochie, your flapper

Your showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe

It looks alright so baby let it show

Looks like a big taco

I see your camel toe