It's cruel to have *** because you'll have babies that will be exposed to the horrors of the world. Use a condom? after you throw it away a seagull will probably choke on it and die.
No, i ceased trying to be intelligent on this board a long time ago, usually doesn't do much more than get me worked up. I'd rather keep this all nice and superficial.
An emo bar would be a good idea, really. Id go there.
...at least getting chicks would be easy due to the lack of self esteem present in most of the other people there. That, and depressed chicks fvck like champs inorder to make them feel good about themselves. (