i just farted and i almost crapped my pants

[obrien202 10+ year member]

I seriously laughed out loud at the part where you just got up and just walked home. Funny shit right there. Thanks for the story.
I remember once when I was maybe 6-7 years old. My family and I were up at some family camp in the mountains, it has a bunch of cabins and stuff with a big lodge. I cant remember all what led up to it, but I remember running full speed to the bathroom screaming cause I had to crap real bad. This is a code BLACK emergency. Literally the second I got to the bathroom steps my *** exploded and diarrhea went everywhere. I was wearing sweat pants, so you can imagine the mess it made. I remember diarrhea dripping out of the pant leg onto the concrete step.

This was the horrible part, I knew my dad was in the lodge at the time (along with like 50 other people). I remember walking to the lodge while each step made a gushing noise and I imagine people smelled it, I dont know. I eventually found him and he walked me to the bathroom so I could shower off. My pants were so ruined they were just thrown away.

our avatars our father and son

 

[iown3000GT 10+ year member]

haha icant stop laughing.

 

[blackxj 10+ year member]

yummyy

ban plz

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

Shaaaaaaaart

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I shit my pants on a regular basis. I did it once at work, in a pair of light colored pants, and had to make my way to my car to go home and change, through a crowded office.

Good times!

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

I seriously laughed out loud at the part where you just got up and just walked home. Funny shit right there. Thanks for the story.
I remember once when I was maybe 6-7 years old. My family and I were up at some family camp in the mountains, it has a bunch of cabins and stuff with a big lodge. I cant remember all what led up to it, but I remember running full speed to the bathroom screaming cause I had to crap real bad. This is a code BLACK emergency. Literally the second I got to the bathroom steps my *** exploded and diarrhea went everywhere. I was wearing sweat pants, so you can imagine the mess it made. I remember diarrhea dripping out of the pant leg onto the concrete step.

This was the horrible part, I knew my dad was in the lodge at the time (along with like 50 other people). I remember walking to the lodge while each step made a gushing noise and I imagine people smelled it, I dont know. I eventually found him and he walked me to the bathroom so I could shower off. My pants were so ruined they were just thrown away.

Classic father/son experience right there...

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i had mud butt today from the chinese food i ate. too many egg rolls

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

back in the lockers rooms in gym class during the 6th grade we had a buddy that was pretty sick. he was at the stalls and tried to let one out and straight diarrhea came out and everyone was astounded. most embarrassing day for him ever and his new nickname, Shit-Stains Mcgee didn't help either haha.

 

[wgsj_fortvalley 10+ year member]

what a waist of server space lmfao tho

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

Dont worry, when you get older its not "almost".........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

I shit my pants on a regular basis.

Is that where you got the name "BoomBoom"?

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