i just farted and i almost crapped my pants

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Anyone ever do that?

I just made a real smelly fart that reaked of shit and I almost crapped myself. I had to stop mid fart to prevent my draws from being stained.

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[memphisguy87 10+ year member]

Lmao

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Enjoy!

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

did your girlfriend eat it?

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Dont worry, when you get older its not "almost".........

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[timaishu 10+ year member]

I remember being a kid and actually shitting my pants.

I would have to pull off my underwear while balancing the log of shit in the middle so it didnt roll off onto the floor.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

wayyyy tooo muchhh

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

fo sho

 

[PioneerSPL1990 10+ year member]

I remember being a kid and actually shitting my pants.
I would have to pull off my underwear while balancing the log of shit in the middle so it didnt roll off onto the floor.

my parents would make my brother clean his shitty britches in the toilet. i always made fun of him.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

been there a few times. usually happens when i have the squirts.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I remember when i was about 6 i was riding my bike and totally annihiliated my pants and riding back up to my house squish squish it was warm runnin down my legs lol.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Shart the hell up, lol.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

yummyy

 

[PioneerSPL1990 10+ year member]

I remember when i was about 6 i was riding my bike and totally annihiliated my pants and riding back up to my house squish squish it was warm runnin down my legs lol.

anybody as a kid have to go pee really bad and just piss themselves just to feel the warmth?

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

keep the cocks out. you won't poo on yourself whenever you fart.

your new nickname is gonna be "the gape" if you don't quit posting about your pooing yourself.