i just farted and i almost crapped my pants

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

wow a jesus shart

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

im scared to fart right now. ive had nothing but apple juice for the last 4 days. add in that i eat cheese on just about everything i eat and its a disaster waiting to happen.

 

[PioneerSPL1990 10+ year member]

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popular topic.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

A work of shart.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

The long and shart of it is...

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

anybody as a kid have to go pee really bad and just piss themselves just to feel the warmth?

Haha yeah. I did that in the bed a few times. I didnt feel like getting up so I just went.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

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dodged that bullet.

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

William Shartner

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Don't break my shart, my achey breaky shart?

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Not by a long shart.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

Once when I was in the 7th grade about mid day at school I started feeling stomach pains like when you have diarrhea. Well I have this thing about how i won't go in public places so I decided to try and hold it. Usually if you can squeeze out a fart you can hold it and it'll subside the pain. Well I'm sitting in class and there it goes. I had diarrhea right there in the middle of class in my pants...... I got up, asked to go to the bathroom and walked right out of school and went home.

Now I wasn't like the most popular kid but I was that kid that everyone was friend's with and I hung out with all the "popular" kids. Obviously an extremely embarrassing moment and you know people in the class knew what had happened. It was bad and it had to smell, but the next day at school (it happened on a Friday, next day was monday) no one said a thing about it not even my closest friends.

Even though no one made fun of me for it, at least to my face, it was one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life! To this day, I'm 25, if I have diarrhea I won't even leave the house until its gone. I don't care how much immodium or whatever you give me I stay home until it's gone. It's kinda funny now but man it seriously scarred me for life.

 

[Zellner 10+ year member]

Anyone ever do that?
I just made a real smelly fart that reaked of shit and I almost crapped myself. I had to stop mid fart to prevent my draws from being stained.

LMAO

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Once when I was in the 7th grade about mid day at school I started feeling stomach pains like when you have diarrhea. Well I have this thing about how i won't go in public places so I decided to try and hold it. Usually if you can squeeze out a fart you can hold it and it'll subside the pain. Well I'm sitting in class and there it goes. I had diarrhea right there in the middle of class in my pants...... I got up, asked to go to the bathroom and walked right out of school and went home.
Now I wasn't like the most popular kid but I was that kid that everyone was friend's with and I hung out with all the "popular" kids. Obviously an extremely embarrassing moment and you know people in the class knew what had happened. It was bad and it had to smell, but the next day at school (it happened on a Friday, next day was monday) no one said a thing about it not even my closest friends.

Even though no one made fun of me for it, at least to my face, it was one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life! To this day, I'm 25, if I have diarrhea I won't even leave the house until its gone. I don't care how much immodium or whatever you give me I stay home until it's gone. It's kinda funny now but man it seriously scarred me for life.

Could you please sharten this?

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

we here at car audio . com will take care off your being made fun of needs.

shitty pants.

i mean day.

oh i wouldnt of shared the story if i didnt expect some laughing at my expense... i would expect no less from ca.com, but now more than 10 yrs later i can find the humor in shitting my own pants as a teenager lol

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Once when I was in the 7th grade about mid day at school I started feeling stomach pains like when you have diarrhea. Well I have this thing about how i won't go in public places so I decided to try and hold it. Usually if you can squeeze out a fart you can hold it and it'll subside the pain. Well I'm sitting in class and there it goes. I had diarrhea right there in the middle of class in my pants...... I got up, asked to go to the bathroom and walked right out of school and went home.
Now I wasn't like the most popular kid but I was that kid that everyone was friend's with and I hung out with all the "popular" kids. Obviously an extremely embarrassing moment and you know people in the class knew what had happened. It was bad and it had to smell, but the next day at school (it happened on a Friday, next day was monday) no one said a thing about it not even my closest friends.

Even though no one made fun of me for it, at least to my face, it was one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life! To this day, I'm 25, if I have diarrhea I won't even leave the house until its gone. I don't care how much immodium or whatever you give me I stay home until it's gone. It's kinda funny now but man it seriously scarred me for life.

I seriously laughed out loud at the part where you just got up and just walked home. Funny shit right there. Thanks for the story.

I remember once when I was maybe 6-7 years old. My family and I were up at some family camp in the mountains, it has a bunch of cabins and stuff with a big lodge. I cant remember all what led up to it, but I remember running full speed to the bathroom screaming cause I had to crap real bad. This is a code BLACK emergency. Literally the second I got to the bathroom steps my *** exploded and diarrhea went everywhere. I was wearing sweat pants, so you can imagine the mess it made. I remember diarrhea dripping out of the pant leg onto the concrete step.

This was the horrible part, I knew my dad was in the lodge at the time (along with like 50 other people). I remember walking to the lodge while each step made a gushing noise and I imagine people smelled it, I dont know. I eventually found him and he walked me to the bathroom so I could shower off. My pants were so ruined they were just thrown away.