i just compleatly missed the toilet

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Funny

 

[iowaaurora 10+ year member]

I missed the toilet once when I was dropping a deuce. true story.

wtf

sorry bout that but i hang in the toilet so could not see that happening

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

how can you miss??? must be a small penis thing

absolutley not true, maybe you are the one with the small one since you brought it up.

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

absolutley not true, maybe you are the one with the small one since you brought it up.

somebody got offended??? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

somebody got offended??? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

no, just thought it was funny that you brought it up.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

pics?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

no, just thought it was funny that you brought it up.

He has a thing for small meat(s), it's pretty obvious.

 

[Trez0r 10+ year member]

I hate it when the piss comes out in two different directions, and you gotta aim the bigger of the two streams at the pot man that's rough //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Thats why you clean good after playing with yourself so that doesn't happen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

COuld be worse. I had my hand get hit by a hammer at work so i had a broken finger and stitches... You have no idea how hard it is to wipe your *** with your other hand (my left hand).

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Thats why you clean good after playing with yourself so that doesn't happen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

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[MAY03TBLT 10+ year member]

I hate it when the piss comes out in two different directions, and you gotta aim the bigger of the two streams at the pot man that's rough //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

haha yup

You have no idea how hard it is to wipe your *** with your other hand

truth

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Sometimes I intentionally miss in nasty gas stations.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

haha yup


truth

I'm also not that great about holding my pecker with one hand in the morning. Usually I use two to properly control the stream.... but with one hand out of commission I'm kinda stuck using my non-dominant hand.

Its also hard to beat off with that hand too. I like to mix things up sometimes and switch them up, midway through my beating... but being FORCED to use my left hand... now that sucks.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

like seriously i was brushing my teeth and trying to drain the lizard at the same time and i started to pee and it got everywhere but the toilet

im not drunk or n e thing

i feel retard

has this happened to n e one else?

WTF.

irony ftw.

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

How did you pick it up? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

My dog ate it:crazy: