wtfI missed the toilet once when I was dropping a deuce. true story.
absolutley not true, maybe you are the one with the small one since you brought it up.how can you miss??? must be a small penis thing
somebody got offended??? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gifabsolutley not true, maybe you are the one with the small one since you brought it up.
no, just thought it was funny that you brought it up.somebody got offended??? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif
He has a thing for small meat(s), it's pretty obvious.no, just thought it was funny that you brought it up.
Thats why you clean good after playing with yourself so that doesn't happen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gifI hate it when the piss comes out in two different directions, and you gotta aim the bigger of the two streams at the pot man that's rough //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif ..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gifThats why you clean good after playing with yourself so that doesn't happen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
haha yupI hate it when the piss comes out in two different directions, and you gotta aim the bigger of the two streams at the pot man that's rough //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
truthYou have no idea how hard it is to wipe your *** with your other hand
I'm also not that great about holding my pecker with one hand in the morning. Usually I use two to properly control the stream.... but with one hand out of commission I'm kinda stuck using my non-dominant hand.haha yup
truth
like seriously i was brushing my teeth and trying to drain the lizard at the same time and i started to pee and it got everywhere but the toilet
im not drunk or n e thing
i feel retard
has this happened to n e one else?
How did you pick it up? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif