i just compleatly missed the toilet

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

like seriously i was brushing my teeth and trying to drain the lizard at the same time and i started to pee and it got everywhere but the toilet

im not drunk or n e thing

i feel retard

has this happened to n e one else?

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[dave_damage 10+ year member]

I missed the toilet once when I was dropping a deuce. true story.

 

[Anonymous User 10+ year member]

www dot efukt dot com / 2261 _Drunken _Slvt _Has _Hilarious _Disaster dot html

v = u

so you did what she did? LOL

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

oh god i dont wanna look XD

but how have u been man i havent seen you on the forums lately, you still out in alameda?

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

put the url in and cant get to it. Could you have made it any harder to get to the link? lol

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

put the url in and cant get to it. Could you have made it any harder to get to the link? lol

i got there

and WTF WTF WTF this is bad you dont wanna go there

anomyous your a sick fvck lmao

 

[Anonymous User 10+ year member]

i got there

and WTF WTF WTF this is bad you dont wanna go there

anomyous your a sick fvck lmao

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but....yeah ive been good man, trying peice together another system. but i still live out here, you still doing the hockey thing?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

No................no I haven't. Something is really wrong with you. You should go to the doc's and tell him this awe inspiring story and he can prescribe you un-retarded pills.

 

[audioarsonal 10+ year member]

I missed the toilet once when I was dropping a deuce. true story.

Upper decker?

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

like seriously i was brushing my teeth and trying to drain the lizard at the same time and i started to pee and it got everywhere but the toilet

im not drunk or n e thing

i feel retard

has this happened to n e one else?

dam even my 3 year old can hit the toilet. we throw cheerios in the toilet and he tries to hit them with his piss. maybe try that:laugh:

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

how can you miss??? must be a small penis thing

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I missed the toilet once when I was dropping a deuce. true story.

How did you pick it up? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

I hate it when the piss comes out in two different directions, and you gotta aim the bigger of the two streams at the pot man that's rough //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

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but....yeah ive been good man, trying peice together another system. but i still live out here, you still doing the hockey thing?

twice a week=)

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

dam even my 3 year old can hit the toilet. we throw cheerios in the toilet and he tries to hit them with his piss. maybe try that:laugh:

i try to pop the bubbles //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif