She was asshole ***** and I was rubbing oil all over her. There was no way my fingers weren't going in there. It was my goal from the word go...
cawk woulda been win
I did help you. Told you to look for an MB Quart DSC4125 or buy the Elemental Designs I linked.
get out of here, your thread is ours now! Hijacked bish.
Let's get this straight. I had a female that I have no financial or emotional obligations to ***** as the day she was born and I penetrated her ass with complete and total surprise. This, my friend, cannot be associated in any way with failure. The only thing funnier is a good, old fashioned dick slap across the lips during a serious conversation...
feels like warm pie with a hint of stink.
Which is exactly what's gonna happen the next time you back-talk me, you stupid twat.
maybe it was scented oil? coconut or pineapple?
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif it's a musky, dirty, & warm feeling.
You have much to learn, friend. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Twas baby oil which provided the lubrication for this particular episode of surprise/unwanted ass play. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
he didn't mean it.....i don't wanna see him get smacked by you, itd be too much...
I will combat his ignorance with more anal penetration. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
