Today I carried a 150lb drunk lady 100 yards to her parents house house from the resturant I work at. I had her in a nice firemans carry and then she tried to get away and I almost dropped her drunk *** head on the concrete. When I got her to her parents house, I put her on a recliner and tried to get away but she wouldn't let go of me. Her parents told me "thank you very much but please leave she wants to **** you now." So i left.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif and i was all hyped up and shit afterwards, cause thats the first time anyone ever wanted to have *** with me.