I Hate Faulkton

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i'm like raymond. Everyone

 

[Colt9699 10+ year member]

i haven't lived with my rents since i was 18.
At 18 i was rented a house and given $125 a week to spend on food and fun. Additionally all of my bills were paid (car/insurance/credit cards/ phone/ Tv/Net ect ect).

I never worked full time or held a steady job until i was 25. Even today i work only 14 hours a week and the majority of my bills are paid by my rents. The only thing i really pay myself is my car note.

I enjoy a relatively middle class existence not provided by myself. Am i proud of this? Not really. Am i ashamed of it, certainly not. Its just been my life. Nonetheless, I'm critically aware of the fact that mine is not the typical existence, it has been relatively charmed, and I am appreciative.

Its funny that you would take exception to it though.. does it bother you that Ive had it pretty easy?

I now hate Faulkton too!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[dspencer24 10+ year member]

whosaywho sounds like your the one the lucked out to be honest

 

[mike dressure 10+ year member]

i'm like raymond. Everyone
lol i love that show

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

whosaywho sounds like your the one the lucked out to be honest

Should have never left home.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Well, that may sound good to you. However, my parents hired a mexican domestic servant (no papers -- no SSI) whose primary function was to give me handjobs. I had this luxury until I was able to trick someone into marrying me.
My parents also hired other kids to be my friends and they bought me a puppy.

i still got you beat.. that movie 'the toy' was based on my life. He tried to give me hand-jobs but that part was edited out of the film.

Richard pryor > a puppy.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Richard pryor > a puppy.

cocainezz //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif until, of course, you die in a fire. Actually, I think he would have been better off dying in a fire. Didn't he turn into Michael J. Fox or something?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

he lost his touch after he stopped hanging around me.. obviously i was his source of inspiration and success.

As i am for so many, especially here in teh interwebz.

 

[dinty01 10+ year member]

I'd piihb

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hellz yea Im kidding //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I've always liked faulkton...

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I've always liked faulkton...

My guess is that you were not aware of all his freedomz.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

freedom is a zero-sum game.

don't forget my hobbesian aspirations. Leviathan status here i come!

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

My guess is that you were not aware of all his freedomz.

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

everyone should send me a dollar and i will make all your dreams come true.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Besame cabron.