I got the GF ummm

[David19 10+ year member]

Now go get her a cheap pair of slippers.

Classic yeah it was you that made that up wasn't it haha nice

 

[David19 10+ year member]

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Pix in use.

 

[kotec123 10+ year member]

what just happened?

 

[David19 10+ year member]

what just happened?

hahhahaha thats what i said when i got done.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Is that a pic of here with a mold of my massive tool?

Tell her she can have the real thing when her money gets right

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Is that a pic of here with a mold of my massive tool?
Tell her she can have the real thing when her money gets right

I hope your penis isn't that black... brown is fine... but it shouldn't be that color..

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

pics with name and date

 

[ryl515 10+ year member]

A couple years ago I bought my girlfriend at the time a *****. It was kinda cool when I'd get to use it on her or to stick my dick in her *** and the ***** in her ****** at the same time haha. So we end up breaking up, and since we go to the same college, I was just kinda randomly ****ing her last year. She ended up wanting to get back together and we were kinda talking it over for a while, and she ends up asking me if I remember the ***** I bought her. She says "oh my god I dont know if I should tell you this" but I told her not to bring something up and then not tell me what she wanted to say. In the end, her and her roommate got wasted and used it on each other. I'm glad I could help out I guess? Oh and for the record, shes a ***** and I no longer speak to her.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

A couple years ago I bought my girlfriend at the time a *****. It was kinda cool when I'd get to use it on her or to stick my dick in her *** and the ***** in her ****** at the same time haha. So we end up breaking up, and since we go to the same college, I was just kinda randomly ****ing her last year. She ended up wanting to get back together and we were kinda talking it over for a while, and she ends up asking me if I remember the ***** I bought her. She says "oh my god I dont know if I should tell you this" but I told her not to bring something up and then not tell me what she wanted to say. In the end, her and her roommate got wasted and used it on each other. I'm glad I could help out I guess? Oh and for the record, shes a ***** and I no longer speak to her.

hahaha awesome story bro. so pretty much you help two lesbos...

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

pics of ***** and receipt w/ username

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

So has she strapped it on yet?