I got the GF ummm

[David19 10+ year member]

Today i was out.. and i picked up a huge black ***** for my girlfriend... should i take it back? :/

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Try it out.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Try it out.

i bet you can't wait..

 

[CantGetEnufBASS 10+ year member]

what kind of looks did you get buying a huge black *****?

 

[Tricked 10+ year member]

Since it has been in your *** all day, I doubt they would take it back.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Today i was out.. and i picked up a huge black ***** for my girlfriend... should i take it back? :/

As I believe it was Flip who said...

"Give her a pair of sandals and a *****... so if she doesn't like the sandals she can fuck herself."

You just did it backwards.

Go get her a pair of slippers, too.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Today i was out.. and i picked up a huge black ***** for my girlfriend... should i take it back? :/

give it to her now. WHy shuld she have to wait till Christmas to feel something real inside her. Your days are numbered Broseph.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

what kind of looks did you get buying a huge black *****?

Well it was a gay guy... he was looking at my penis thru the glass counter.. i could see it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Now go get her a cheap pair of slippers.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

give it to her now. WHy shuld she have to wait till Christmas to feel something real inside her. Your days are numbered Broseph.

Yeah i agree, shes tired of the monster gallon of *** on her face nightly.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I got my wife nipple clamps.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Now go get her a cheap pair of slippers.

sounds like a plan she likes to pimp the hooker 6 inch for some reason. what a *****.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Yeah, ive gotten it dirty already...

they don't do refunds unfortunately

*no *****

 

[David19 10+ year member]

I got my wife nipple clamps.

wow really, got mine a clit clamp for her last birthday.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

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