i got shocked kissin my g/f

[Primo 10+ year member]

her nipples are putting out 1.21 jiggawatts.

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

STFU, its a problem with the girl's tittays, they must be sending electric pulses through the nipples, we must see them to virtually DMM them.

FEMBOT!

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

FEMBOT!

i have the alligator clips ready

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

her nipples are putting out 1.21 jiggawatts.

I chuckled at that.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

you love them very much, as this is the nipple experience

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

i believe the solution to this problem is quite simple

try kissing her with both of yall in the pool see if you still get shocked

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

if you do then that means she is a robot and you must expose her **** pics so we may be

able to virtually analyse her nipples to check for anything unusual!

if you don't get shocked then you a fukin pu**y

 

[snebes 10+ year member]

pavlovian conditioning at its finest.....try kissing her when she is in the water and you're not....

 

[cjjackson85 5,000+ posts]

Bunch of fukin horndogs in here...

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

Bunch of fukin horndogs in here...

x2, 3, and 4

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

x2,3 and 4 +1

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

pee in her butt

 

[cjjackson85 5,000+ posts]

pee in her butt

What if it electrocutes him?

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

then we know she was a witch all along`

 

[AznRevlAzn 10+ year member]

pee in her butt

oh god, i come back from the night shift and i read that... ...you ruined my morning, lol.