I got boned by a girl

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

r-tard...thats a new one jizm lol

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

r-tard...thats a new one jizm lol

Ive heard r-tard before. Cant think of where but Im pretty sure it was a movie.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

Ive heard r-tard before. Cant think of where but Im pretty sure it was a movie.

southpark //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif saying the least.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

Theres this chic that was saying she liked me and all, so we started hanging out. Well a few days later I was talking to a friend of hers and her friend slipped up about her having a boyfriend. I just went along pretending I didn't hear that part right then. After that, I tried to call this chic, and she wouldn't answer. So then I email her saying I wanted to talk to her about something. Well, 1 week later, I finally here back from her, and this is what here email said:

hahahaha... thats fuckin hilarious!.......(wondering....I hope thats not what im going through right now... I just hit up this girl last night that "just broke up with her b/f), hahahahha, ohhh man, id totally be SELF PWNT if this goes down.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

southpark //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif saying the least.

THATS IT...the World of Warcraft episode. **** that sucks the season is done already.

 

[BoondockSaints 10+ year member]

THATS IT...the World of Warcraft episode. **** that sucks the season is done already.

That was ****ing hillarious!!

Blizzard Employee 1: Do you have a WoW account?

Blizzard Employee 2: No of course not, I have a life!

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

QTip...is your username Lietuvis on another forum board by any chance?

Nope. I only have one alias.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Theres this chic that was saying she liked me and all, so we started hanging out. Well a few days later I was talking to a friend of hers and her friend slipped up about her having a boyfriend. I just went along pretending I didn't hear that part right then. After that, I tried to call this chic, and she wouldn't answer. So then I email her saying I wanted to talk to her about something. Well, 1 week later, I finally here back from her, and this is what here email said:

find one of the guys friends and tell him you nailed whats his names girlfriend. what goes around comes around

 

[DZNUTTS 10+ year member]

you should at least collect a couple bj's for your troubles. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

yup.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

UPDATE SINCE MY LAST POST ABOVE!!!

You are NOT gonna believe this shit!! IT HAPPENED... I GOT SELF PWNT!!!! I was supposed to go on a date with this chick tonight, and she totally blew me off!!!

 

[JoshHd6 10+ year member]

UPDATE SINCE MY LAST POST ABOVE!!!
You are NOT gonna believe this shit!! IT HAPPENED... I GOT SELF PWNT!!!! I was supposed to go on a date with this chick tonight, and she totally blew me off!!!

****..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

that sux man..ive had that shit happen b4..

PS..u get mt PM steve..

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

wow

 

[Platestacker45 10+ year member]

UPDATE SINCE MY LAST POST ABOVE!!!
You are NOT gonna believe this shit!! IT HAPPENED... I GOT SELF PWNT!!!! I was supposed to go on a date with this chick tonight, and she totally blew me off!!!

I would of throat punched that bish!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I could understand someone posting a story about them getting pwned and it being somewhat funny for them...but if some bitch did me like that I would not be tellin people about it:eyebrow:

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

well....im still waitin for the explanation tomorrow...if she calls, but lemme tell ya, the last few times we went out she was talkin relationship...I told her straight up "am i gonna be a fling for you, cause if so just tell me" and she was all "oh no, i like you blah blah blah the story" KEY: SHE called the next day..but TODAY i got blown off (2 days later) from a planned date a few days ago

honestly I think its funny just because thats the easiest way to get over it... oh yea..did I mention I work with her