I got 6 days left to live

orphe
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To live as a single man. Yea I know all you cats are thinking Run! Run! **** that shit! Hell I've been there too...But Now I have a slightly different view on the situation. Anyway my question is since I got 6 days left as a single man, what things should I do/try before I say I do? (Bachelor party was already done. no cameras were used to protect the innocent //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif )

 
rent a really fat ho

who burps and farts so you can really get NASTY

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like DON VITO from viva la bam size fat fat fat and flat out pork the porker then eat some pork

 
Buy as much car audio equip, fast cars, guns, ect. as you can man and do it fast cause all that is about to come to an end.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 
Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials, orphe //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/present.gif.046205b11bb0957af93450bd4cc53e1b.gif

Good luck and all that jazz, dude. Hope you're as happy with your bride as I am with mine. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
take half your dough and stash it so she wont end up with everything.lol jk
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