I farted

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

just think about it this way.
a fart is essentially the gasses produced by the decomposition of nutrients left over from a bodies digestive tract. now, the colon is the storage facility for the waste, and in that storage facility, that waste still produces odor. now heres where it get fun, that odor is a gas, produced by rotting fecies - and when you look at a gas under a microscope, you can tell that it is actually molecules - molecules of what? TURDS!

so the next time you smell and extra raunchie gascious excretion - think to yourself, that taco bell grande supreme he ate yesterday is festering in his ******* - and a bit of it popped out of his rectal cavity, squeezed through his anus, prolly wafted by his **** and balls, and is now INSIDE your nose\mouth. and you are litterally ingesting his taint.

so - enjoy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Almost....but that's the Taco Bell from last week....including the day before...your body doesn't want to digest and absorb garbage so it just sits there...rotting away!!!

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

oh man, wtc

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I dont know, but I will say "everyone likes there own brand"

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Sick thread

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Sick thread

I think it stinks myself! AHAHAHAHA I am so funny, it hurtz!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Z71999 10+ year member]

lol back when i took whey protein that shit gave me some sick farts.....I was in a class where its usually cool to fart ( all boys school) but this one just crossed the line...kicked out of the class for the rest of the week..probably one of my proudest moments ever, needless to say, i took a bow walking out, recieving a standing applaude

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

lol back when i took whey protein that shit gave me some sick farts.....I was in a class where its usually cool to fart ( all boys school) but this one just crossed the line...kicked out of the class for the rest of the week..probably one of my proudest moments ever, needless to say, i took a bow walking out, recieving a standing applaude

Wow, your proudest moment ever. I wish I was you.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

For like .02 seconds.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[DJGTSR 10+ year member]

lol back when i took whey protein that shit gave me some sick farts.....I was in a class where its usually cool to fart ( all boys school) but this one just crossed the line...kicked out of the class for the rest of the week..probably one of my proudest moments ever, needless to say, i took a bow walking out, recieving a standing applaude

Awsome work soldier! You serve your country admirably.

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

oh wen i walk i alwways let farts rip and just start walking faster and i hate it wen you fart thinking you shitted on yourself and run to go check

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I just farted, thought I should let you know. It sounded squeaky like a mouse, but didn't smell at all.

 

[Z71999 10+ year member]

yeah dude. farts kick ***

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

i let a nice one rip on break at work today. it was like 10 seconds long and sounded squeaky. it rocked. my coworkers were like "god ****!" hahhahaha. i felt better. and proud. we were outside tho. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]