SATX210
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i hate when you have a squeeky fart and you think a nugget came out. then you run quickly to the bathroom or closet to check your draws...but you find nothing, not even a streak. where the **** does it go?
eat it
Phrozt
10+ year member
The Drunken Snowman
I actually dumped off THREE HUGE MUD MIDGETS last night when I went to the potty. I'd been backed up for like.. 2 days. Was probably my biggest accomplishment of the whole week so far!
i had one that was **** near a foot long...
on a side note, i have some of the nastiest farts ever. bad enough to clear whole buildings.
my coworker was ripping some *** at work last night. twas funny.
i loved letting my farts rip in my auto shop class and people are like "OMFG!" and they're like "man if that was mine, i would've claimed that!".
lawlerz.
i was also in english class in middle school and trying to hold a fart, but it came out and the guy next to me started snickering about it and looked across from me to see if anyone else noticed. the room was DEAD SILENT! i was embarassed.
my farts would probly kill birds.
and i was almost rolling outta my chair laughing so hard at this thread.
props man. e-props to ya.
on a side note, i have some of the nastiest farts ever. bad enough to clear whole buildings.
my coworker was ripping some *** at work last night. twas funny.
i loved letting my farts rip in my auto shop class and people are like "OMFG!" and they're like "man if that was mine, i would've claimed that!".
lawlerz.
i was also in english class in middle school and trying to hold a fart, but it came out and the guy next to me started snickering about it and looked across from me to see if anyone else noticed. the room was DEAD SILENT! i was embarassed.
my farts would probly kill birds.
and i was almost rolling outta my chair laughing so hard at this thread.
props man. e-props to ya.
you people are morons and i hope the next time you fart, your colon comes out of your *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
also wipe your *** with 40 grit sandpaper
also wipe your *** with 40 grit sandpaper
lawlerz. i hope i fart blood..that'd be awesome and a guinness world record!
FoxPro5
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Congrats man....bowel movement FTW!!
I have to say this one of the better OT topics in awhile //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
My littler brother and I would purposely eat those cheap *** frozen burritos when where were kids just so we could light our ***** on fire.....with the lights out too for the dramatic effect of course....ruined a few perfectly good pairs of pants that way too!
wtf, are we first graders? potty talk makes us all giddy? well gee i just dropped a load in the toilet and it started overflowing and i ran out of the bathroom with my pants down screaming like a little school girl. i realized i wasn't done shitting so i had to shoot turds out of my *** towards the toilet and have shit stained water splash everywhere
hehehehhehee.........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/moon.gif.9d317aec3339ffe7fde0638df52c628a.gif
that made me giggle
FoxPro5
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Causal wanderer
Yep pottie talk is always good for mindless hilarity....besides it's better than 95% of the hatred you idiots spew on each other on this god forsaken forum...and I use 'you' in general terms //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Phrozt
10+ year member
The Drunken Snowman
Yep, that pretty much tickled my fancy
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just think about it this way.
a fart is essentially the gasses produced by the decomposition of nutrients left over from a bodies digestive tract. now, the colon is the storage facility for the waste, and in that storage facility, that waste still produces odor. now heres where it get fun, that odor is a gas, produced by rotting fecies - and when you look at a gas under a microscope, you can tell that it is actually molecules - molecules of what? TURDS!
so the next time you smell and extra raunchie gascious excretion - think to yourself, that taco bell grande supreme he ate yesterday is festering in his ******* - and a bit of it popped out of his rectal cavity, squeezed through his anus, prolly wafted by his **** and balls, and is now INSIDE your nose\mouth. and you are litterally ingesting his taint.
so - enjoy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
a fart is essentially the gasses produced by the decomposition of nutrients left over from a bodies digestive tract. now, the colon is the storage facility for the waste, and in that storage facility, that waste still produces odor. now heres where it get fun, that odor is a gas, produced by rotting fecies - and when you look at a gas under a microscope, you can tell that it is actually molecules - molecules of what? TURDS!
so the next time you smell and extra raunchie gascious excretion - think to yourself, that taco bell grande supreme he ate yesterday is festering in his ******* - and a bit of it popped out of his rectal cavity, squeezed through his anus, prolly wafted by his **** and balls, and is now INSIDE your nose\mouth. and you are litterally ingesting his taint.
so - enjoy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
roflmfao!! education ftw!!
Phrozt
10+ year member
The Drunken Snowman
Yeah I know, right!? That's why I always try to escape the clouds of stinky.
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